Top Ten: Reasons to hate everything about Philly
MeteoriteGuy
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Figured a few of the locals (meaning forum members) might find this of interest.
linky
10 Reasons to hate everything about philly.
The city is a disgusting abomination.
10. It smells of urine, homeless and nasty rotten hooker crotch... (That's the real reason McNabb is always puking on the sidelines... lol.)
9. They deface their own buildings with what they consider to be art (But it's not their fault they are not educated and are cultural inept.)
8.They believe a grease dripping sandwich lathered in cheese is a great meal. (When I was in philly I would much rather have had a nice meal at Johnny's in south philly. Great Italian food if your ever in the area, or take a ride to the poconos and check out the french manor. You can even stay overnight there. A bit pricey for most eagles fans but if you save up you could probably afford some kinda appetizer.)
7. The entire city looks like a dump, it is honestly littered with trash everywhere. (But what more would you expect from neanderthals. Didn't coco the monkey learn to use a garbage can?)
6. They just aren't all that bright. I mean have you ever tried to have a meaningful conversation with those people? When they are not speaking that ghetto slang they do nothing but curse. Especially when you say something they have no comeback for like Tony Romo is better then Donovan McNabb... They know it's true and can't argue with facts because all the stats prove this theory to be correct so they attack you with slander and insults.
5. Bad hygiene, when watching the game you see all the sweaty greasy pigs screaming and yelling and you think that it's just a small portion of Philadelphia well from someone who lived there it's all of them.
4. Bad style. Okay they go out and by these outfits like FUBU and RocaWear and think that it's the nicest thing in the world in fact they hate it when you step on their hundred dollar jordans. But little do they know they still look like hobos. Why don't you guys buy yourselves some nice suits at Giorgio Armani or better yet have a suit custom made for you. Then you can at least look like you have some class.
3. Excuses, I mean they talk soooooo much trash every year and never seem to win anything. If you show them facts that a certain player or team is better then them they have a million reasons why it isn't true but none of them mean anything.
Examples
Cowboy Fan: Romo is better then McNabb look at the stats. Eagle Fan: Well McNabb doesn't have this or that and blah blah blah. So it's our fault that your owner and GM only do enough each year to be able to compete but never actually win anything? It's not our fault you always fall into the hype when they go out and pick up one or two players that never pan out for ya.
Cowboy Fan: The Eagles were the only east team not to make the playoffs. Eagle Fan: Yea well we had injuries and it was a bad year with a lot of Blah Blah BLAH WHO CARES! Every team has injuries but if your good you fight through them.
Eagles Fan: HaHaHa you haven't won a playoff game in ten years, we have won 5 conference titles in the last ten years... Cowboy Fan: Yea but at least we won a Superbowl 5 in fact... Eagle Fan: Stop living in the Past!!!!!! Cowboy Fan: You first ;D
2. They have no morals what so ever. Throwing Snowballs at santa, Cheering injuries of other teams, Cheering injuries to their own players, throwing batteries at players the list goes on and on... You need to have more class.
1. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT LOSERS! THEIR TEAMS ARE LOSERS BECAUSE THEY ARE LOSERS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL BECAUSE YOU ARE LOSERS GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
linky
10 Reasons to hate everything about philly.
The city is a disgusting abomination.
10. It smells of urine, homeless and nasty rotten hooker crotch... (That's the real reason McNabb is always puking on the sidelines... lol.)
9. They deface their own buildings with what they consider to be art (But it's not their fault they are not educated and are cultural inept.)
8.They believe a grease dripping sandwich lathered in cheese is a great meal. (When I was in philly I would much rather have had a nice meal at Johnny's in south philly. Great Italian food if your ever in the area, or take a ride to the poconos and check out the french manor. You can even stay overnight there. A bit pricey for most eagles fans but if you save up you could probably afford some kinda appetizer.)
7. The entire city looks like a dump, it is honestly littered with trash everywhere. (But what more would you expect from neanderthals. Didn't coco the monkey learn to use a garbage can?)
6. They just aren't all that bright. I mean have you ever tried to have a meaningful conversation with those people? When they are not speaking that ghetto slang they do nothing but curse. Especially when you say something they have no comeback for like Tony Romo is better then Donovan McNabb... They know it's true and can't argue with facts because all the stats prove this theory to be correct so they attack you with slander and insults.
5. Bad hygiene, when watching the game you see all the sweaty greasy pigs screaming and yelling and you think that it's just a small portion of Philadelphia well from someone who lived there it's all of them.
4. Bad style. Okay they go out and by these outfits like FUBU and RocaWear and think that it's the nicest thing in the world in fact they hate it when you step on their hundred dollar jordans. But little do they know they still look like hobos. Why don't you guys buy yourselves some nice suits at Giorgio Armani or better yet have a suit custom made for you. Then you can at least look like you have some class.
3. Excuses, I mean they talk soooooo much trash every year and never seem to win anything. If you show them facts that a certain player or team is better then them they have a million reasons why it isn't true but none of them mean anything.
Examples
Cowboy Fan: Romo is better then McNabb look at the stats. Eagle Fan: Well McNabb doesn't have this or that and blah blah blah. So it's our fault that your owner and GM only do enough each year to be able to compete but never actually win anything? It's not our fault you always fall into the hype when they go out and pick up one or two players that never pan out for ya.
Cowboy Fan: The Eagles were the only east team not to make the playoffs. Eagle Fan: Yea well we had injuries and it was a bad year with a lot of Blah Blah BLAH WHO CARES! Every team has injuries but if your good you fight through them.
Eagles Fan: HaHaHa you haven't won a playoff game in ten years, we have won 5 conference titles in the last ten years... Cowboy Fan: Yea but at least we won a Superbowl 5 in fact... Eagle Fan: Stop living in the Past!!!!!! Cowboy Fan: You first ;D
2. They have no morals what so ever. Throwing Snowballs at santa, Cheering injuries of other teams, Cheering injuries to their own players, throwing batteries at players the list goes on and on... You need to have more class.
1. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT LOSERS! THEIR TEAMS ARE LOSERS BECAUSE THEY ARE LOSERS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL BECAUSE YOU ARE LOSERS GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
Collecting PSA graded Steve Young, Marcus Allen, Bret Saberhagen and 1980s Topps Cards.
Raw: Tony Gonzalez (low #'d cards, and especially 1/1's) and Steve Young.
Raw: Tony Gonzalez (low #'d cards, and especially 1/1's) and Steve Young.
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no Mavs jokes?
no ranger jokes?
LMAO
<< <i>Figured a few of the locals (meaning forum members) might find this of interest.
linky
10 Reasons to hate everything about philly.
The city is a disgusting abomination.
10. It smells of urine, homeless and nasty rotten hooker crotch... (That's the real reason McNabb is always puking on the sidelines... lol.)
9. They deface their own buildings with what they consider to be art (But it's not their fault they are not educated and are cultural inept.)
8.They believe a grease dripping sandwich lathered in cheese is a great meal. (When I was in philly I would much rather have had a nice meal at Johnny's in south philly. Great Italian food if your ever in the area, or take a ride to the poconos and check out the french manor. You can even stay overnight there. A bit pricey for most eagles fans but if you save up you could probably afford some kinda appetizer.)
7. The entire city looks like a dump, it is honestly littered with trash everywhere. (But what more would you expect from neanderthals. Didn't coco the monkey learn to use a garbage can?)
6. They just aren't all that bright. I mean have you ever tried to have a meaningful conversation with those people? When they are not speaking that ghetto slang they do nothing but curse. Especially when you say something they have no comeback for like Tony Romo is better then Donovan McNabb... They know it's true and can't argue with facts because all the stats prove this theory to be correct so they attack you with slander and insults.
5. Bad hygiene, when watching the game you see all the sweaty greasy pigs screaming and yelling and you think that it's just a small portion of Philadelphia well from someone who lived there it's all of them.
4. Bad style. Okay they go out and by these outfits like FUBU and RocaWear and think that it's the nicest thing in the world in fact they hate it when you step on their hundred dollar jordans. But little do they know they still look like hobos. Why don't you guys buy yourselves some nice suits at Giorgio Armani or better yet have a suit custom made for you. Then you can at least look like you have some class.
3. Excuses, I mean they talk soooooo much trash every year and never seem to win anything. If you show them facts that a certain player or team is better then them they have a million reasons why it isn't true but none of them mean anything.
Examples
Cowboy Fan: Romo is better then McNabb look at the stats. Eagle Fan: Well McNabb doesn't have this or that and blah blah blah. So it's our fault that your owner and GM only do enough each year to be able to compete but never actually win anything? It's not our fault you always fall into the hype when they go out and pick up one or two players that never pan out for ya.
Cowboy Fan: The Eagles were the only east team not to make the playoffs. Eagle Fan: Yea well we had injuries and it was a bad year with a lot of Blah Blah BLAH WHO CARES! Every team has injuries but if your good you fight through them.
Eagles Fan: HaHaHa you haven't won a playoff game in ten years, we have won 5 conference titles in the last ten years... Cowboy Fan: Yea but at least we won a Superbowl 5 in fact... Eagle Fan: Stop living in the Past!!!!!! Cowboy Fan: You first ;D
2. They have no morals what so ever. Throwing Snowballs at santa, Cheering injuries of other teams, Cheering injuries to their own players, throwing batteries at players the list goes on and on... You need to have more class.
1. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT LOSERS! THEIR TEAMS ARE LOSERS BECAUSE THEY ARE LOSERS!!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL BECAUSE YOU ARE LOSERS GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! >>
Sounds like you're working on your 6th grade term paper. If I was your 6th grade teacher I'd give you a D- for inaccuracy...but not an F because I liked the part about throwing batteries at players...FYI the double A batteries offer the best combination of distance and stopping power.
Raw: Tony Gonzalez (low #'d cards, and especially 1/1's) and Steve Young.
<< <i>Its not my writing Steve, just stumbled upon it. Some Cowboy fan appears to have wrote it. You can call me many things, but give me a little credit.
My apologies - I didn't see the link.
It was probably Matt who wrote it - that Jerry Jones worshiper.
Collecting 1970s Topps baseball wax, rack and cello packs, as well as PCGS graded Half Cents, Large Cents, Two Cent pieces and Three Cent Silver pieces.
"culturally inept"
<< <i>Well, you can be a bandwagon fan like Kivin and root for Philly all summer and then hate them all winter, LMAO!! >>
Since when were the Phillies and Eagles the same team?
Doesn't matter Mets still have no shot
JS
PS..shot at 3rd place that is
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