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> Subject: Highschool 1957 vs. 2007
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> HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
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> Scenario 1:
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> Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into he school
> parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
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> 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his
> car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
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> 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
> and never sees his truck or gun again.
> Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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> Scenario 2:
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> Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
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> 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end
> up buddies.
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> 2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny
> and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled
> even though Johnny started it.
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> Scenario 3:
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> Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
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> 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good
> paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and
> does not disrupt class again.
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> 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He
> is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state
> because Jeffrey has a disability.
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> Scenario 4:
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> Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
> whipping with his belt.
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> 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
> college and becomes a successful businessman.
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> 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
> foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by
> Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad
> goes to prison.
> Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
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> Scenario 5:
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> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
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> 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking
> dock.
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> 2007 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
> violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
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> Scenario 6:
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> Pedro fails high school English.
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> 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to
> college.
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> 2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
> nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
> graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the
> state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then
> banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but
> ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
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> Scenario 7:
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> Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
> them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
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> 1957 - Ants die.
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> 2007- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.
> Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his
> parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all
> computers are confiscated.
> Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to
> fly again.
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> Scenario 8:
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> Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is
> found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
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> 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
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> 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
> She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of
> therapy .
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> This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!

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