Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
<Rube eats Chuck Norris for dinner and craps out Rambo at lunchtime.>
aint that the truth, ill tell ya a s tory one day, maybe 4 tours i shot the m-60 in nam- that is the gun rambo stole off the national guard transport truck when the guy jumped ut of it and he ripped t out of the back of the truck and cut down the town with it,(guy really should have just let him eat, bad idea to mess with special forces guy from nam in a huckle berrry town think yer a bad aff sheriff) i sent mine home i cut down trees with it, much funner than a chainsaw by a long shot- read the book
chuck is only 2 foot 5', he just looks bigger in movies he is a bass add black belt though,wasnt he married to somehot chick,or ami just thinkin again i need my woo, everybody needs a woo, and the funny gunner guy,i can findthe woo, cnat finf the gunner guy, or the fat kid that shot him, or my riggens pils, man it gonna bea fun night, who are you people?????
no, no wig, i do wear a hat all the time though ,im gonna put a camera in it and startwebcasting rubetv and become a billionaire, people can pay to see me do stupid things 24/7
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
those are a riot
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<Rube eats Chuck Norris for dinner and craps out Rambo at lunchtime.>
aint that the truth, ill tell ya a s tory one day, maybe
4 tours i shot the m-60 in nam- that is the gun rambo stole off the national guard transport truck when the guy jumped ut of it and he ripped t out of the back of the truck and cut down the town with it,(guy really should have just let him eat, bad idea to mess with special forces guy from nam in a huckle berrry town think yer a bad aff sheriff) i sent mine home
If not he should be
1994 Pro Line Live
TheDallasCowboyBackfieldProject
he is a bass add black belt though,wasnt he married to somehot chick,or ami just thinkin again
i need my woo, everybody needs a woo, and the funny gunner guy,i can findthe woo, cnat finf the gunner guy, or the fat kid that shot him, or my riggens pils, man it gonna bea fun night,
who are you people?????
1994 Pro Line Live
TheDallasCowboyBackfieldProject
now we need riggens baloo for a 3 part harmony
looking for low grade t205's psa 1-2
his skin is soft and supple enough.
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needs a another woo