I think Randy is CU's version of Chuck Norris

neenish

Here's some Chuck Norris facts that I think can be applied to Randy as wel:

Top Chuck Norris Facts

rube26105

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

those are a riot

Blackborder

He's actually the lovable Clarence.

Wonderful Forum

IchiroDeported

Rube eats Chuck Norris for dinner and craps out Rambo at lunchtime.

rube26105

<Rube eats Chuck Norris for dinner and craps out Rambo at lunchtime.>

aint that the truth, ill tell ya a s tory one day, maybe
4 tours i shot the m-60 in nam- that is the gun rambo stole off the national guard transport truck when the guy jumped ut of it and he ripped t out of the back of the truck and cut down the town with it,(guy really should have just let him eat, bad idea to mess with special forces guy from nam in a huckle berrry town think yer a bad aff sheriff) i sent mine home i cut down trees with it, much funner than a chainsaw by a long shot- read the book

lawnmowerman

Isn't Chuck Norris a midget?

If not he should be

rube26105

chuck is only 2 foot 5', he just looks bigger in movies
he is a bass add black belt though,wasnt he married to somehot chick,or ami just thinkin again
i need my woo, everybody needs a woo, and the funny gunner guy,i can findthe woo, cnat finf the gunner guy, or the fat kid that shot him, or my riggens pils, man it gonna bea fun night,
who are you people?????

lawnmowerman

rube26105

now we need riggens baloo for a 3 part harmony

rube26105

wheres riggens baloo-hey eagleeye ,help a guy out,

benderbroeth

my fave one is that norris lost his virginity before his dad did...ha ha

Blackie

Noticed alot of Chuck Norris jokes while traveling to Iraq going through Kuwait...............seems like alot was spoken of ole chuck!

nightcrawler

There was this one time Randy was beech slapping Chuck Norris... with a fish.

recbball

Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Stingray

At least Rube does not wear a wig, I hope!!

rube26105

no, no wig, i do wear a hat all the time though ,im gonna put a camera in it and startwebcasting rubetv and become a billionaire, people can pay to see me do stupid things 24/7

nightcrawler

Rube once carried a team of camels across the Sahara, because they were there.

itzagoner

Chuck Norris has nothing on Rube.

his skin is soft and supple enough.

HeritageAddict

Everything Chuck Norris knows he learned from Randy.

IchiroDeported

Rube eats lightning and craps thunder.

rube26105

rube26105

needs a another woo

greencrow

Happy birthday Chuck.