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OT - Thanksgiving in America
DoubleEagle59
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I shouldn't really post this because it's serious business, but when I read it, I have to admit, I laughed pretty good.
Just to tell everyone before I get blasted for being insincere towards people in financial distress, I too have lost plenty of our family's retirement income in this recent stock market decline. (most likely everybody has).
(copied from another website)
Thanksgiving Menu 2008
appetizers
Mélange Of Frozen Markets
Tossed Assets With Government Guarantees
Frisée Of Foreclosures And Defaults
main dishes
Évaporation de Credit à la Cold Turkey
House Signature Dish
Seared Investors In Bottomless Pit With Caramelized Investments
Overheated Markets Without Oversight à la SEC
Braised Bankers Rump With Bailout Coulis
desserts
Sorbet Trio Of Shock, Disbelief And Insolvency
Off Balance Sheet flambé
Featured wine
Great Depression Grand Siècle1933 méthode creditoise
Just to tell everyone before I get blasted for being insincere towards people in financial distress, I too have lost plenty of our family's retirement income in this recent stock market decline. (most likely everybody has).
(copied from another website)
Thanksgiving Menu 2008
appetizers
Mélange Of Frozen Markets
Tossed Assets With Government Guarantees
Frisée Of Foreclosures And Defaults
main dishes
Évaporation de Credit à la Cold Turkey
House Signature Dish
Seared Investors In Bottomless Pit With Caramelized Investments
Overheated Markets Without Oversight à la SEC
Braised Bankers Rump With Bailout Coulis
desserts
Sorbet Trio Of Shock, Disbelief And Insolvency
Off Balance Sheet flambé
Featured wine
Great Depression Grand Siècle1933 méthode creditoise
"Gold is money, and nothing else" (JP Morgan, 1912)
"“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)
"I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)
"“Those who sacrifice liberty for security/safety deserve neither.“(Benjamin Franklin)
"I only golf on days that end in 'Y'" (DE59)
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have a good one yourself...or just another day as a Canuck?