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Live Helpless Is Eager To Assist Card Sellers
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This is the bot-version of Live Helpless...............
Sarah - PayPal : Hello, I’m Sarah, and I’m here to answer questions you have about PayPal. Just type into the box below and click Submit to get started. I’m in training now, so if I don’t know the answer to your PayPal question, I’ll try to learn it for next time!
You : Hi Sarah! Why is it that a buyer can file a SNAD on an item they've been using for over a month and still get a full refund?
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but your phrase is too long and I will not be able to perform a full analysis. I would be very grateful if you could try to make it a bit shorter and more concise.
You : So very sorry. Why can a buyer use an item for a month and get a refund?
Sarah - PayPal : Do you mean:
How do I request a refund of my payment?
How will my partial refund be credited back to me?
How is a refund credited?
How do I use the Issue Refund link?
You : Um, no.
Sarah - PayPal : So what are you searching for?
You : I just TOLD you!
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said. How can I help you?
You : Scroll up, Sarah!
Sarah - PayPal : I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You : No.
Sarah - PayPal : So what are you looking for?
You : I FRIGGIN TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said. How can I help you?
You : This is garbage
Sarah - PayPal : I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You : THIS IS CR*P!
Sarah - PayPal : That's not a nice thing to say. Let's get back to our conversation, please. How can I help you?
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yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah - PayPal : Hello, I’m Sarah, and I’m here to answer questions you have about PayPal. Just type into the box below and click Submit to get started. I’m in training now, so if I don’t know the answer to your PayPal question, I’ll try to learn it for next time!
You : Hi Sarah! Why is it that a buyer can file a SNAD on an item they've been using for over a month and still get a full refund?
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but your phrase is too long and I will not be able to perform a full analysis. I would be very grateful if you could try to make it a bit shorter and more concise.
You : So very sorry. Why can a buyer use an item for a month and get a refund?
Sarah - PayPal : Do you mean:
How do I request a refund of my payment?
How will my partial refund be credited back to me?
How is a refund credited?
How do I use the Issue Refund link?
You : Um, no.
Sarah - PayPal : So what are you searching for?
You : I just TOLD you!
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said. How can I help you?
You : Scroll up, Sarah!
Sarah - PayPal : I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You : No.
Sarah - PayPal : So what are you looking for?
You : I FRIGGIN TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!
Sarah - PayPal : Sorry, but I didn't completely get what you said. How can I help you?
You : This is garbage
Sarah - PayPal : I'm not sure what you're saying. Could you please rephrase that?
You : THIS IS CR*P!
Sarah - PayPal : That's not a nice thing to say. Let's get back to our conversation, please. How can I help you?
........
yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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consumed mass-quantities of SNAD hash right before he tried to help
someone who was almost - but not quite - as helpless as himself.
andhowcanibehelpingyounottoputthemetalcaninthemicrowaveoven?