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They are auctioning off bits and pieces of Texas Stadium

lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
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Opening bid on a urinal from the players locker room is $300.00

TO's locker starts at $2000.00

Romo's locker starts at $3000.00

Steve, would you like me to win the urinal and send it to ya?

Let me know image

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  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,661 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hi Matt image

  • I intend to buy every piece, place them inside a pentagram drawn in the sand, cover them in goats blood, then burn them and dance naked around the fire.

    What? Jerry Jones already does that?

    He is the Incubus you know.

    Damn Satan always gets to the best ideas first.

    Never mind.
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,038 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They should dispose of Texas Stadium in the exact same way that nuclear waste is disposed of - Bury it as deep as possible in some salt mine and permanently seal it so that no human being will ever be exposed to it.

    And don't tell me to shaddup! image
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,038 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>They should dispose of Texas Stadium in the exact same way that nuclear waste is disposed of - Bury it as deep as possible in some salt mine and permanently seal it so that no human being will ever be exposed to it.

    And don't tell me to shaddup! image >>




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  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,038 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Perhaps pouring sulfuric acid over it, and watching it disappear would also be a fitting tribute.
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,038 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>link

    Opening bid on a urinal from the players locker room is $300.00

    TO's locker starts at $2000.00

    Romo's locker starts at $3000.00

    Steve, would you like me to win the urinal and send it to ya?

    Let me know image >>



    Ya know if it had a picture of TO & Jerry Jones inside it, I just might purchase that for use while watching the Eagles - Cowboys games.
  • Now that this auction has ended, does anyone know the final prices on some of these items image
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