If Goofus and Gallant Were Coin Collectors

Coinosaurus

You ever read "Goofus and Gallant" in Highlights magazine for children? Perhaps we can think of a few examples in our sphere.

edix2001

Goofus sells severely shined old silver coins as "proofs" in the flea market.
Gallant sells only original surfaces coins on flea bay.

doh

I LOVE GOOFUS AND GALLANT!!! I did when I was a kid and I still do.

kranky

Goofus puts his greasy thumbprint on his friend's coin.
Gallant is careful to handle the coin only by the edges.

cupronik

Goofus would greedily dip a nice original Gem 1922-S Peace Dollar, only to change the eye-appeal and
overall look of the coin and have PCGS only grade it MS64 (or less.)

Gallant would NEVER dip any coin.

IGWT

Don't forget the Timbertoes!

Longacre

Now I have to go get the kids' copy of the magazine.....

Walmann

Goofus would be a self slabber.
Gallant would be a grader at PCGS.

Coinosaurus

Goofus repeats numismatic mythology ad nauseum.

Gallant does original research and carefully documents his work.

Eagleguy

Wow! I suddenly realized how old I am. I haven't thought about Goofus and Gallant or the Timbertoes in years.

JH

gonzer

Jeez, now I'm feelin' REALLY old! I liked the original artwork back in the 60's. The Timbertoes...