Would you miss work for a broken pinky ?

edmundfitzgerald

Or are you a real man ?

IrishMike

Heck yes I would, real men know the Federal Laws like the Disability act and also workman's comp. In fact I'd be hiring a lawyer for mental and physical anguish.

lawnmowerman

I would just cut it off. You don't need a pinky anyway

Sincerely,

Ronnie Lott

JackWESQ

Dear IrishMike,

Please feel free to contact me at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,

/s/ JackWESQ ... A California Attorney.

SoFLPhillyFan

<< <i>I would just cut it off. You don't need a pinky anyway

Sincerely,

Ronnie Lott >>




Cut it off!?!

Then who would give me the Shocker?

Sincerely,
Jessica Simpson

bigred1

Depends on my job.

Barndog

<< <i>

<< <i>I would just cut it off. You don't need a pinky anyway

Sincerely,

Ronnie Lott >>




Cut it off!?!

Then who would give me the Shocker?

Sincerely,
Jessica Simpson >>



she should try the swirl

Treetop

Heck, I only missed 3-4 hours of work when I passed by 5th Kidney stone last year.

IrishMike

<< <i>Heck, I only missed 3-4 hours of work when I passed by 5th Kidney stone last year. >>



You puss, I passed one at a title company and still closed the loan. After passing over 250 I finally gave in and had surgery, doc told me I could destroy my kidney if I didn't have surgery. Drove home the day before the surgery from the hospital with a tube coming out of my back and the bag tied to my leg. Damn cop stopped me in a school zone going 27 in a 20 and then had the nerve to ask me what's the hurry. I lift my shirt and shorts and showed him. Heh he about passed out. Didn't even give a warning after I explained the situation to him.

lawnmowerman

You guys need to lay off the soda..lol

Treetop

<< <i>

<< <i>Heck, I only missed 3-4 hours of work when I passed by 5th Kidney stone last year. >>



You puss, I passed one at a title company and still closed the loan. After passing over 250 I finally gave in and had surgery, doc told me I could destroy my kidney if I didn't have surgery. Drove home the day before the surgery from the hospital with a tube coming out of my back and the bag tied to my leg. Damn cop stopped me in a school zone going 27 in a 20 and then had the nerve to ask me what's the hurry. I lift my shirt and shorts and showed him. Heh he about passed out. Didn't even give a warning after I explained the situation to him. >>



That's nothing........I dragged my balls for 10 miles over broken beer bottle glass just to sniff the tires on the laundry truck that takes JESSICA ALBA's!!!! Underwear to the cleaners.........

SoFLPhillyFan

"He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!"

"His poop is used as currency in Argentina."

"He sweats Gatorade"

"He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health."

"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury."

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"

"I once saw him eat a whole live chicken."

"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."

"He once inhaled a seagull."

"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."

"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."

"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."

"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."

"He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the b@$t@^d$!"

"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"

"He has dandruff the size of mice!"

"He jogged with a fridge on his back!"

"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

lawnmowerman

lol

What the heck is that Keith?

SoFLPhillyFan

<< <i>lol

What the heck is that Keith? >>



Google "Bill Brasky."

An SNL skit.

BTW - forgot to tell you that the cards arrived in the mail. I'll check them out at Thanksgiving when I get home. I'll have a week then to weed through mine and get rid of some stuff. Thanks again.

WinPitcher

Depends, am I a concert pianist? Then yes I need my pinky.

It depends on what a person does. In general, I'd say one could work with a broken pinky.




Steve

perkdog

As a CO I am not allowed on the block unless Im medically cleared 100%, ofcourse there is control rooms for light duty.

bman90278

You people have to remember you have legal issues if it's a work related injury, as petty as the injury sounds. It depends on your Dr's restrictions.

I got injured at work in April of this year and substained a serious left thumb injury. The next week I had thumb reconstruction surgery which entailed surgery on my left big toe as well. The surgeon put me on no left hand and no left foot for 30 days and a total of 2 and 1/2 months of no left hand work. Because my job requires 2 hand work I was out of work the entire time.

Brian

KOBEcollector

I got injured at work in April of this year and substained a serious left thumb injury. The next week I had thumb reconstruction surgery which entailed surgery on my left big toe as well. The surgeon put me on no left hand and no left foot for 30 days and a total of 2 and 1/2 months of no left hand work. Because my job requires 2 hand work I was out of work the entire time

Brian, sounds like your " All Right "

goose3

I'd most likely be off unless there was an open spot for dispatching.

I need my strong hand for my gun and my weak hand for my OC, etc...

yankeeno7

<< <i>
she should try the swirl >>



+1 Seinfeld

lawnmowerman

Judging from the poll results, Ronnie Lott would not approve of you guys....lol

StopYurWhining

this thread has soo much going for it lol.

Bill Brasky!, The Swirl! and workmans comp.

for the record a broken pinky would seriously interfere with my keyboard work and my mouse controls. 4-6 weeks minimum!

lawnmowerman

<< <i>this thread has soo much going for it lol.

Bill Brasky!, The Swirl! and workmans comp.

for the record a broken pinky would seriously interfere with my keyboard work and my mouse controls. 4-6 weeks minimum! >>



lol

You fogot the kidney stones.

Treetop

<< <i>You fogot the kidney stones. >>



I haven't !!!!!

SoFLPhillyFan

I would have to take some time to rehab because...




...you have to keep your pimp hand strong.

Morgoth

bman90278 are you saying you have a big toe for a thumb now? I have heard of this operation.

Toe Thumb

MeteoriteGuy

I voted YES because I would want to spend the four weeks with Jessica Simpson.

bman90278

<< <i> bman90278 are you saying you have a big toe for a thumb now? I have heard of this operation. >>



No, I didn't have to have that operation, although there is a guy that I work with who had that operation. They do that operation you linked because the Dr's say your thumb is the most important part of your hand. I have lots of people I work with who are missing index fingers, middle fingers or small fingers, but no one is missing a thumb....Seriously.

I actually lost the entire top of my left thumb in a belt sander. I had to have a matrix graft from my left big toe as well as tissue, skin, tendons, etc. I will probably have to have one more operation to get my thumb back to better working order.

Brian

halosfan

Heck .... I currently have 4 compression fractures in my spine and I highly recommend working on a combination of diazepam and oxycotin. WAR North Dallas Forty!