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If you spent $1000 last year on:

Delta Airlines, you would have $79
AIG Insurance, $60
Lehman Brothers, $0

If you spent $1000 on beer, you would have $216 in aluminum cans to recycle
This is called the 401Keg plan.

sidenote:

The average American males drinks 22 gallons of beer in a year, and walks an average of 900 miles, thus, getting 41 miles per gallon.
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  • AnkurJAnkurJ Posts: 11,370 ✭✭✭✭
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  • DUIGUYDUIGUY Posts: 7,252 ✭✭✭
    Thats the plan, Yepper! image
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  • TomBTomB Posts: 22,336 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If the cans were redeemed at five cents each then that would be 4320 cans of beer, which would 720 six-packs. Therefore, this beer would have cost $1.39 per six-pack. Is beer even available at that price? More importantly, is beer you would drink in that quantity available at that price?image
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  • tightbudgettightbudget Posts: 7,299 ✭✭✭
    Hmm...
  • PerryHallPerryHall Posts: 47,059 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You forgot to factor in the cost of a liver transplant. image

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  • LongacreLongacre Posts: 16,717 ✭✭✭
    I like airline stocks. They have some upward value, IMO.
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  • Just think of the investment had you paid attention in english class.....Just a little adviCe.
  • TwoSides2aCoinTwoSides2aCoin Posts: 44,701 ✭✭✭✭✭
    what does the farmer's almanac say about the winter ?
  • BroadstruckBroadstruck Posts: 30,497 ✭✭✭✭✭
    401Keg plan

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  • dohdoh Posts: 6,457 ✭✭✭
    "advice"
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