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  • mtcardsmtcards Posts: 3,340 ✭✭✭
    Auction go POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
    IT IS ALWAYS CHEAPER TO NOT SELL ON EBAY
  • MphilkingMphilking Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭
    Nothing came up? Is that the right auction number?
  • gumbyfangumbyfan Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭
    That auction was swept off eBay quicker than the Cubs were swept out of the playoffs.

    [/easy humor]
  • JackWESQJackWESQ Posts: 2,133 ✭✭✭
    It might be a different auction, but try this link for an auction for Cub Loyalty & Support.

    /s/ JackWESQ
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  • MeteoriteGuyMeteoriteGuy Posts: 7,140 ✭✭


    << <i>It might be a different auction, but try this link for an auction for Cub Loyalty & Support.

    /s/ JackWESQ >>




    That is pretty funny. I should make him a Royals fan.
    Collecting PSA graded Steve Young, Marcus Allen, Bret Saberhagen and 1980s Topps Cards.
    Raw: Tony Gonzalez (low #'d cards, and especially 1/1's) and Steve Young.
  • tarheelsnipetarheelsnipe Posts: 93
    In case the second one gets removed...


    Cub Loyalty & Support

    Current bid: US $31.00

    After 41 years, enough is enough! I am now selling my Chicago Cubs Loyalty and Support. My blood pressure and hopes and dreams can not take this constant abuse. My family and friends, along with my neighbors, would say that I need to forget about the Cubs and move on. As in any extremely abusive relationship, it takes time to see the mistake of staying in the relationship, and I now know it is time to get out of this relationship. I have lived and sometimes almost died with the ups and mostly downs of living on each pitch. I now see the error of my ways.

    The highest bidder can designate my new MLB team to which I will give at least 20 years of devotion and constant cheering. I will attend at least 2 home games and 1 road game for this team every year. Also, I will give to a charity of your choice, a donation of approximately a dozen Chicago tee shirts (2X), 1 Cubs Mark Grace #17 jersey, 1 Ryne Sandberg bobblehead doll, and 1 personalized Nevada license plate that reads "ACUBFAN". If the charity would will not accept these items, I will give $100 to the charity, along with video of me burning all of my Chicago Cubs items. I feel that something good should come from the end of this relationship.

    I am now looking for closure to this long and extremely painful portion of my life and walking through a new door and team.

    Thanks for looking.
  • WeekendHackerWeekendHacker Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭
    It's up to 15 bids and $42.00. Does this mean the winning bidder has to become a Cubs fan?
  • BlackborderBlackborder Posts: 2,797 ✭
    I feel his pain. I have converted to a Chicago Whales fan. They played in Wrigley Field, won the pennant their last season, and will never, ever disappoint me.
  • JackWESQJackWESQ Posts: 2,133 ✭✭✭
    That's a great auction. But here's what I find most interesting.


    << <i>I will attend at least 2 home games and 1 road game for this team every year. >>


    This committment will run thousands!

    /s/ JackWESQ
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  • storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭
    The "charity lingo" is what is getting all of these listings poofed.

    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
  • tarheelsnipetarheelsnipe Posts: 93
    I was outbid at the $42.00 mark. I was confident it would go higher. Wonder how high it will go before it gets axed.
  • torctorc Posts: 341


    << <i>I was outbid at the $42.00 mark. I was confident it would go higher. Wonder how high it will go before it gets axed. >>



    We will never know
    POOF!!!!!!
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