Derogatory nicknames for sportsteams?

Publius · October 5, 2008 9:16AM

So Im a huge seahawk fan, but when they look horrible (like today against the giants), they are the Sea-chickens, or she Sea-Sqawks.

My cousin is a huge Bronco fan, he calls them the Donko's when he's mad.
I just saw a thread where someone called the Bengals the Bungles.

very funny

So I was wondering, everyone has a nickname for their team when they manage to screw it all up. What is your derogatory nickname for your, or another team?

joe

perkdog · October 5, 2008 9:18AM

Ha! Its simple- The SUC's or the YUC's

Patsies, Sillies, Aints, Cowgirls, Jills...

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 9:28AM

Beagles
Yucs
Spankees

I personally never used a nickname for the Cowboys. However many times I have said, they suck, screw them, eff-u Jerry Jones

perkdog · October 5, 2008 9:30AM

Beagles

How the heck could I forget the SPANKEES!!!!

WinPitcher · October 5, 2008 9:43AM

Mutts

Steve

Bottom9th · October 5, 2008 9:44AM

My wife makes fun of my teams...Red Sox and Steelers

Dead Sox
Squealers

I am surprised I allow her to still live in the house!

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 9:46AM

<< Beagles

How the heck could I forget the SPANKEES!!!!

>>

stevek · October 5, 2008 9:54AM

somebody here refers to the Mets as the Pets, i forget who.

VitoCo1972 · October 5, 2008 10:27AM

Back when they still played hockey and my buddies and we were big Bruins fans, we would call the Canadians the Frogs....I miss hockey.

joestalin · October 5, 2008 10:37AM

Don't forget player nicknames:

Tony Homo
Donovan McNad
BO
Ocho Stinko

StopYurWhining · October 5, 2008 10:39AM

new york yankme's

Boopotts · October 5, 2008 10:45AM

Detroit Loins

TheVon · October 5, 2008 11:03AM

The Sacramento Queens

MeteoriteGuy · October 5, 2008 11:04AM

I have been calling the Chiefs the Chefs, part in due to that commercial a year ago (Looks nice, but who's the Chefs?) and more so due to the fact the team is the worst I have ever seen them.

DaBeef · October 5, 2008 11:05AM

ViQueens pisses me off, but I like "Twinkies"

Publius · October 5, 2008 11:09AM

<< Mutts

Steve >>

Who are the Mutts Steve? Cleveland Browns?

so so far

Sehawks. Squaks, Sea-chickens
Broncos. donkos
Bengals. bungles
Phillies. Sillies
Buccaneers. Sucs
Patriots. patsies
cowboys. cowgirls
Saints. Aints (or even taints)
Bill. Jills
Steelers. Squeelers
Red sox. Dead sox
Yankees. Spankees
Canadiens. Frogs
Mets. Pets
Lions. Loins
Kings. Queens
vikings. viqueens (funny)
chiefs. chefs ?

These are funny. It seems the fans are the ones who come up with the worst names. Imagine that 4th qtr drive where your qb throws an int, you throw your hands up and roll your head back " damn sea-chickens"

Player names
Tony Homo
Donovan McNad
BO
Ocho Stinko
matt hassel-suck

perkdog · October 5, 2008 11:35AM

This is a great thread!

Fragile Fred ( Fred Taylor )

Ryan "K" Howard

The Dolts ( Chargers )

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 11:41AM

Plexiglass Burress
Ike OvertheHilliard
Junkyard Cadillac Williams
Ernest Graham Cracker??

StopYurWhining · October 5, 2008 11:44AM

ahem. some choice nicknames from my coworkers about the sox.

Nancy Drew
Pap-Smear
Cancer Boy

My dad never called them the sox. always the SLOBS. the red slobs. and he was a fan lol.

TheVon · October 5, 2008 11:52AM

Since we're piling on the Sox, let's not forget Hideki Chokajima and Eric Gagme from last year.

perkdog · October 5, 2008 11:52AM

Julio Luso

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 11:53AM

<< I have been calling the Chiefs the Chefs, part in due to that commercial a year ago (Looks nice, but who's the Chefs?) and more so due to the fact the team is the worst I have ever seen them. >>

Great googly moogly!

stevek · October 5, 2008 12:03PM

Dallas Cowboys

gumbyfan · October 5, 2008 12:03PM

don't forget about the Chicago Scrubs...

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 12:11PM

Pewter Pansies

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 12:15PM

Ben Roethlisberger hold the tomatoes

SDSportsFan · October 5, 2008 12:46PM

AFrod

Steve

quincunx · October 5, 2008 1:01PM

chris chandlier

SDSportsFan · October 5, 2008 1:08PM

Don't forget Jim Rome calling former LA Rams QB Jim Everett "Chris Everett" (and Everett's subsequent reaction)

Steve

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 1:20PM

<< Don't forget Jim Rome calling former LA Rams QB Jim Everett "Chris Everett" (and Everett's subsequent reaction)

Steve >>

I forgot about that

link

joestalin · October 5, 2008 1:28PM

PayWad
Money Ramirez

and my personal fav that I heard a long time ago.

Vinny Cashsteala

Trebor · October 5, 2008 6:41PM

<< Ben Roethlisberger hold the tomatoes >>

My daughter calls him Worthless-Burger and she's a Stillers fan. Her dorm at TOSU has a high population of Cleveland Clowns fans.

MeteoriteGuy · October 6, 2008 5:15AM

Last year, "Fast" Willie Parker became known by some as "Fumbling" Willie Parker. Seems to be doing better this year.

Davemri · October 6, 2008 5:32AM

How bout Mike Vander"shank"

MeteoriteGuy · October 6, 2008 5:37AM

Bill Belicheat

SoFLPhillyFan · October 6, 2008 6:57AM

This week my affectionate name for the Eagles is -

F'ing Underachieving D%@#&$bags

Trebor · October 6, 2008 7:47AM

<< This week my affectionate name for the Eagles is -

F'ing Underachieving D%@#&$bags >>

Just rolls off the tongue.

SDSportsFan · October 6, 2008 8:23AM

Even though I like him and the Red Sox, I've been calling Jonathan Papelbon "Johnny Pimplebutt", more for his teen-age looks than anything else

Steve

downtown · October 6, 2008 10:10PM

Chicago Flubs

Chicago White Sux

Connecticoin · October 6, 2008 11:00PM

Here are some hockey ones:

Dead Wings
Heartless Failures (Hartford Whalers)
Maple Laughs
1940! (pre-Messier era Rangers)

MeteoriteGuy · October 7, 2008 12:58AM

<< Dallas Cowboys >>

That is a low punch Steve.

Publius · October 7, 2008 1:12AM

from his "thats incredible " days

Fran Talk-a-ton

Blackborder · October 7, 2008 2:16AM

Chicago Scrubs

New Orleans Aints

Ice Cream Pirates, Sherbert Swashbucklers (old uniform Tampa Bay Bucs)

Dallas Cowboys in the 1990's had an incarcerated reserve.

stevek · October 7, 2008 2:44AM

<< 

<< Dallas Cowboys >>

That is a low punch Steve. >>

I know but I couldn't think of any name more "derogatory" than that.

Stingray · October 7, 2008 4:45AM

I think here in Detroit for the Lions, we just call them the losers, cause that is all they do.

Blackborder · October 7, 2008 6:48AM

<< I think here in Detroit for the Lions, we just call them the losers, cause that is all they do. >>

They were awsome in the 50's.

lawnmowerman · October 7, 2008 6:53AM

<< 

<< I think here in Detroit for the Lions, we just call them the losers, cause that is all they do. >>

They were awsome in the 50's. >>

They played football in the 1750's?? Cool!

In fact, I'm pretty sure George Washington was their QB, which explains the whole wooden teeth thing.

MeteoriteGuy · October 7, 2008 8:21AM

<< 

<< 

<< I think here in Detroit for the Lions, we just call them the losers, cause that is all they do. >>

They were awsome in the 50's. >>

They played football in the 1750's?? Cool!

In fact, I'm pretty sure George Washington was their QB, which explains the whole wooden teeth thing. >>

Greatest comeback QB of all-time! AND he did it without a top running back.

SoFLPhillyFan · October 7, 2008 8:39AM

<< 

<< 

<< Dallas Cowboys >>

That is a low punch Steve. >>

I know but I couldn't think of any name more "derogatory" than that. >>

How about "Dallas Cowboys - America's Team."

Now that is an insult to God and Country.

Blackborder · October 8, 2008 1:48AM

<< 

<< 

<< I think here in Detroit for the Lions, we just call them the losers, cause that is all they do. >>

They were awsome in the 50's. >>

They played football in the 1750's?? Cool!

In fact, I'm pretty sure George Washington was their QB, which explains the whole wooden teeth thing. >>

edmundfitzgerald · October 8, 2008 2:52AM

When Steve Spurrier coached at Florida, a lot of his SEC enemies called him Coach Superior.

Derogatory nicknames for sportsteams?

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