A message for "Wrigley" fans
megatron
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NEW RULES FOR 2009
In 2009, you are now to act like every other baseball fan and not even start thinking about the playoffs until September.
From February to the All-Star Break, you only think about the three weeks ahead of you.
From the All-Star Break to September, you start to think about your position in the division.
In September, if you're still in position to make a playoff run, then you can start talking magic numbers.
And when the magic number hits 0, then you can think about a possible NLDS opponent. And not a second before.
And under no circumstances, are you allowed to sing gay songs about your team or allow a musician to write a song for your team that does not apply.
And Wrigley fans - stop making excuses that the Cubs beat themselves. Um, we had our chances - it was up to us to capitalize on them - Just like LA did.
Now, go back to your regular lives as a bunch of spoiled brat college students who get drunk nightly at the local pubs. Very few of you will continue to watch baseball once "your" Cubbies are out. Go home and cry to your mommies and daddies.
I, as a true Cubs fan, congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers. No one gave them a chance, and they beat a team picked by many to win to the WS for the first time in a century. Best of wishes to the Dodgers in the next rounds. It should be exciting and I will watch.
In 2009, you are now to act like every other baseball fan and not even start thinking about the playoffs until September.
From February to the All-Star Break, you only think about the three weeks ahead of you.
From the All-Star Break to September, you start to think about your position in the division.
In September, if you're still in position to make a playoff run, then you can start talking magic numbers.
And when the magic number hits 0, then you can think about a possible NLDS opponent. And not a second before.
And under no circumstances, are you allowed to sing gay songs about your team or allow a musician to write a song for your team that does not apply.
And Wrigley fans - stop making excuses that the Cubs beat themselves. Um, we had our chances - it was up to us to capitalize on them - Just like LA did.
Now, go back to your regular lives as a bunch of spoiled brat college students who get drunk nightly at the local pubs. Very few of you will continue to watch baseball once "your" Cubbies are out. Go home and cry to your mommies and daddies.
I, as a true Cubs fan, congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers. No one gave them a chance, and they beat a team picked by many to win to the WS for the first time in a century. Best of wishes to the Dodgers in the next rounds. It should be exciting and I will watch.
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