Me - A Hall of Famer?

lawnmowerman

I can put out 10 yards of mulch in one day...all by myself.

I do the property maintenance at over 20 commercial accounts weekly. The biggest covering an entire city block....all by myself

I have four kids and a hot wife. ( I should say I have a hot wife and that's why I have four kids )

I can eat an entire large pizza in one sitting.

I collect Emmitt Smith

I am a Hall Of Famer!

larryallen73

No question. HOFer!

Not sure which HOF though....

bigfische

1st ballot

stevek

I already knew you were a Hall of Famer. I've got an autographed rake from you at a Lawn & Garden show.

lawnmowerman

lol

Trebor

Not until you choose your title.

edmundfitzgerald

If you can belch the alphabet after eating a large pizza in one sitting, then you are 1st ballot.

Also, if your wife was fat and ugly and you still had four kids, then you'd be 1st ballot too.

SoFLPhillyFan

<< <i>I can put out 10 yards of mulch in one day...all by myself. >>




No wonder.

That's a lot of fiber.

StopYurWhining

a Hall of Flamer perhaps.....

mreuter

Did you take performance enhancing drugs?

ymarea

You had me at "I collect Emmitt Smith." Yes, you're a HOFer.

yankeeno7

No doubt you are a steroid abuser. And dont think I'll be asking about the size of your head either cuz I dont wanna know!

KOBEcollector

First man ever in the Hall without being retired !

How much longer can we expect you to perform at such a high level Matt ?

yankeeno7

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How much longer can we expect you to perform at such a high level Matt ? >>



Thats probably what his wife would also like to know.

css23

I vote yes.

BUT

I think Hoopster or Dallas could prove Ricky Williams has had a better career on the grass!

lawnmowerman

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<< <i>
How much longer can we expect you to perform at such a high level Matt ? >>



Thats probably what his wife would also like to know. >>



I'm not too worried about that.

They have pills for that sort-a stuff now

VitoCo1972

I would certainly say Hall of Lame

not sure about the Hall of Fame

TheVon

Jim Rice can mow circles around you. Sorry, but it's true. You can look it up.

lawnmowerman

Darin

But can you get rid of the moles and gophers that always tear up my lawn?

StopYurWhining

"Jim Rice can mow circles around you. Sorry, but it's true. You can look it up. "

but he can't do it on the road Plus he fails to mow in clutch situations and leaves a lot of blades uncut.

bman90278

I would vote for you Matt if you start having contests every week with free exciting give away and it has to something other than your extra Emmitt cards. lol

stevek

I think Bill Murray in the movie Caddyshack is probably Matt's idol.

Clemaz

Matt,

We have finished your HOF plaque for your enshrinement.

lawnmowerman

calaban7

Matt, I do believe you belong in the HOF. Most here have NO idea , how big a pile of mulch 10 yards is. Long live the pitch fork.

As far as your children go, Matt we have enough for a baseball or softball team. Another idea would be a basketball team , complete with cheerleaders.

Have anyone ever read Readers Digest's --- Hall Of Fame Dad. Unbelievable reading.

By the way, who the hell is Emmitt Smith ? Wasn't he that dancing with the stars has been?

P.S.---RED ROOM or RED RUM

grote15

Great accomplishments, sure, but how many bags of mulch did you put out in high leverage situations???