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The simple way to get out of debt
Bear
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Change your name and add the word bank to it.
Thus I will be known as the Bear Bank of the West. I will sell
my mortgage to the Government and receive Treasury
notes, that I will stuff in my safe deposit box next to my
jelly donuts. I will be debt free, have my mortgage paid for and
have a lot of T bills to boot. Who says that capitalistic socialism
isn't the very best system there is.
Our financial system is fundamentally sound. It is built on a solid
foundation of unsupportable debt. Upon this solid foundation are built
sturdy walls of greed, avarice, wishful thinking and deceit. The roof, to this
noble house, is made of the finest tissue of lies and is guaranteed until the
first wind of reality blows. The windows are rose colored glass and as far as
one can see, the outlook is always rosey. Aint life just peachy?
Thus I will be known as the Bear Bank of the West. I will sell
my mortgage to the Government and receive Treasury
notes, that I will stuff in my safe deposit box next to my
jelly donuts. I will be debt free, have my mortgage paid for and
have a lot of T bills to boot. Who says that capitalistic socialism
isn't the very best system there is.
Our financial system is fundamentally sound. It is built on a solid
foundation of unsupportable debt. Upon this solid foundation are built
sturdy walls of greed, avarice, wishful thinking and deceit. The roof, to this
noble house, is made of the finest tissue of lies and is guaranteed until the
first wind of reality blows. The windows are rose colored glass and as far as
one can see, the outlook is always rosey. Aint life just peachy?
There once was a place called
Camelot
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<< <i>My plan is to step across the Rio Grande, then step back here and proclaim myself an illegal alien. My new name will be Francois.... no, wait... wrong border! I'll call myself "Frederico"... and I'll have no debts or worries. >>
My wife and I have had the same conversation. I'm sure I can get my 4 kids a better education, me, a better pension....it's still on the table. Actually, it's more on the table now.
Ren