So what if my Cardinals are third in the NL Central?

cwazzy

Four baseball fans - a Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, a Cardinals fan, and
a Cubs fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team
more.

The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Red Sox!"
he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Yankees fan shouts, "This is for the Yankees!"
and throws himself off the mountain.
The Cardinals fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells,
"This is for everyone!" and pushes the Cubs fan off the mountain.



Chris

cwazzy

A Cardinals fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Cubs fan he saw
strutting down the street in an obnoxious Cubs jersey. He would swerve
his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the
road," replied the priest. ?"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the
passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Cubs fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back
onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud THUD, not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
"sorry Father, I almost hit that Cubs fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

Blackborder

What do you call 30 guys watching the World Series?


The St. Louis Cardinals.

cwazzy

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Good one, Jerk. And sadly true.

Chris