The official Dallas Cowboys suck thread
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It looks like it will be steveK's NFL version of his NY Mets sucks threads. It should be some good entertainment. I'm a neutral party here, but I look forward to seeing comments from Mr and Mrs Lawnmowerman.
<< <i>How dare you say they suck, look how many playoff games they've won since 1997. >>
That would be 0. The same amount of National championships for Notre Dame in the past 20 years
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<< <i>How dare you say they suck, look how many playoff games they've won since 1997. >>
That would be 0. The same amount of National championships for Notre Dame in the past 20 years
Correct if you are referring to football.
<< <i>Oh No, he's back...lol
It looks like it will be steveK's NFL version of his NY Mets sucks threads. It should be some good entertainment. I'm a neutral party here, but I look forward to seeing comments from Mr and Mrs Lawnmowerman. >>
<<< Oh No, he's back >>>
Hey, somebody's got to do it. LOL
<< <i>How dare you say they suck, look how many playoff games they've won since 1997. >>
Post of the Day
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<< <i>How dare you say they suck, look how many playoff games they've won since 1997. >>
That would be 0. The same amount of National championships for Notre Dame in the past 20 years
Matt - Make sure Tonya doesn't open up this thread - it could get real ugly by Monday night. Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady and I wouldn't want her badly disturbed, mortified, by the possible posts on this thread - I'm not sure any woman could handle it.
<< <i>.......Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady.......... >>
Creepy old man alert!!!!!!
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<< <i>.......Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady.......... >>
Creepy old man alert!!!!!! >>
lol
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<< <i>.......Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady.......... >>
Creepy old man alert!!!!!! >>
lol
I deeply resent that.
I prefer "dirty old man"
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<< <i>How dare you say they suck, look how many playoff games they've won since 1997. >>
That would be 0. The same amount of National championships for Notre Dame in the past 20 years
Correct if you are referring to football.
Yes I was referring to football.
No matter what you say, Women's Synchronized Swimming does not count
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
No, thats a accurate description Steve
I forgot about that thread.
+1 for this fine pic in that thread
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
Course I remember that "hot tub" pic to which my comment was also a "takeoff" on that - I couldn't find that one...gotta get back to work before I get chitcanned.
<< <i>cowboys are the greatest football team ever. tony romo is a hall of famer. heck the whole team belongs in the hall of fame. >>
moderators - could you please immediately remove this post from this thread.
Thank you!
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
Course I remember that "hot tub" pic to which my comment was also a "takeoff" on that - I couldn't find that one... >>
Carol deleted that thread. It was called "should I hit it?" and told me I was down to my last strike.
However, in the spirit of Ryan Howard, I just keep on swinging
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Steve
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
Course I remember that "hot tub" pic to which my comment was also a "takeoff" on that - I couldn't find that one... >>
Carol deleted that thread. It was called "should I hit it?" and told me I was down to my last strike.
However, in the spirit of Ryan Howard, I just keep on swinging
Matt - You've got a great wife, great kids, a great business and I'm sure other nice things as well, and of course you're a fellow card collector which is great. The only flaw I see, and it's a bad flaw, is that you're a Dallas Cowboys fan - But they have ways of treating that now and curing you of this awful disease...if you want I can recommend a good clinic to you in the Philadelphia area.
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
Course I remember that "hot tub" pic to which my comment was also a "takeoff" on that - I couldn't find that one... >>
Carol deleted that thread. It was called "should I hit it?" and told me I was down to my last strike.
However, in the spirit of Ryan Howard, I just keep on swinging
Matt - You've got a great wife, great kids, a great business and I'm sure other nice things as well, and of course you're a fellow card collector which is great. The only flaw I see, and it's a bad flaw, is that you're a Dallas Cowboys fan - But they have ways of treating that now and curing you of this awful disease...if you want I can recommend a good clinic to you in the Philadelphia area. >>
If the treatment requires me to eat many, many cheesesteaks and drink lots of Pepsi, I would seriously consider it.
Afterwards, just for fun, with a gut full of Pepsi, I would like to go urinate on the feet of Sylvester Stallone's bronze statue.
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The same could be said the entire NFC
I mean really, why even talk about it?
AFC rules baby.
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Besides - In my opinion "Your pretty wife Tonya is such a sweet, innocent, young lady" based on the pic in the above thread link seems accurate.
Matt can correct me if I'm wrong.
Course I remember that "hot tub" pic to which my comment was also a "takeoff" on that - I couldn't find that one... >>
Carol deleted that thread. It was called "should I hit it?" and told me I was down to my last strike.
However, in the spirit of Ryan Howard, I just keep on swinging
Matt - You've got a great wife, great kids, a great business and I'm sure other nice things as well, and of course you're a fellow card collector which is great. The only flaw I see, and it's a bad flaw, is that you're a Dallas Cowboys fan - But they have ways of treating that now and curing you of this awful disease...if you want I can recommend a good clinic to you in the Philadelphia area. >>
If the treatment requires me to eat many, many cheesesteaks and drink lots of Pepsi, I would seriously consider it.
Afterwards, just for fun, with a gut full of Pepsi, I would like to go urinate on the feet of Sylvester Stallone's bronze statue. >>
<<< Afterwards, just for fun, with a gut full of Pepsi, I would like to go urinate on the feet of Sylvester Stallone's bronze statue >>>
Now ya went and did it - that's about the only thing you coulda said that would infuriate me. Just for that I'm gonna post some nasty stuff about Jerry Jones.
<< <i>Afterwards, just for fun, with a gut full of Pepsi, I would like to go urinate on the feet of Sylvester Stallone's bronze statue. >>
Dude, thems fightin' words.
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"Jess talked a little trash while making an appearance on Good Morning America to promote her highly anticipated country album, "Do You Know?"
She gave a good, old-fashioned "Go Cowboys!" during her performance. She followed that up by taunting Philly folks with this gem: "That's next week! We're gonna kick your butts, too!"
Simpson Predicts Cowboys Collapse
Tony and Yoko Romo
<< <i>Jessica speaks - Cowboys now doomed this week.
"Jess talked a little trash while making an appearance on Good Morning America to promote her highly anticipated country album, "Do You Know?"
She gave a good, old-fashioned "Go Cowboys!" during her performance. She followed that up by taunting Philly folks with this gem: "That's next week! We're gonna kick your butts, too!"
Simpson Predicts Cowboys Collapse
Tony and Yoko Romo >>
<<<<< Jessica Simpson to Eagles: 'We're going to kick your butts, too!'
5:20 PM Tue, Sep 09, 2008 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Things didn't go so well for Tony Romo the last time his girlfriend watched him play against the Eagles, but Jessica Simpson is awfully confident that Philly's trip to Texas Stadium will be a different story this time.
Philly's Fox affiliate reports (via Pro Football Talk) that Jess talked a little trash while making an appearance on Good Morning America to promote her highly anticipated country album, "Do You Know?"
She gave a good, old-fashioned "Go Cowboys!" during her performance. She followed that up by taunting Philly folks with this gem: "That's next week! We're gonna kick your butts, too!"
I'm not sure if celebrity girlfriend trash talk qualifies as bulletin-board fodder, but I reckon we'll find out this week.
Before you get all hot and bothered with Jess, you should follow the jump to read the lyrics to "You're My Sunday," her touching, romantic ode to Romo. Warning: You might want to grab a Kleenex first. >>>>>
Good - Any chances the Cowboys had are now totally jinxed. Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Someone needs to shut her down. She's telling the whole world how much she loves Tony and how special he is to her.
This is what the cell phone looked like back then:
Class Dismissed
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This is what the cell phone looked like back then:
Class Dismissed >>
After the photo was taken Jimmy said he noticed his watch and wallet were missing.
Jerry Jones has had three facelifts and signed five contracts with Beelzebub since then.
Friggin' Incubus.
<< <i>Here is a pic from the last Cowgirls super bowl win:
Class Dismissed >>
To show you what a true, nonsense spewing fool stalin is, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl, Switzer was the coach.
Sincerely,
I suggest paying attention in class.
Please see sigline
Thanks
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<< <i>Here is a pic from the last Cowgirls super bowl win:
Class Dismissed >>
To show you what a true, nonsense spewing fool stalin is, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl, Switzer was the coach.
Sincerely,
I suggest paying attention in class.
Please see sigline
Thanks >>
The cellphone still looks the same!
Sincerely,
The 90's
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<< <i>Here is a pic from the last Cowgirls super bowl win:
Class Dismissed >>
To show you what a true, nonsense spewing fool stalin is, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl, Switzer was the coach.
Sincerely,
I suggest paying attention in class.
Please see sigline
Thanks >>
The cellphone still looks the same!
Sincerely,
The 90's >>
Oh please...like Barry Switzer had anything to do with "really" winning that Super Bowl...same as Gruden had little-nothing to do with the Bucs lucky Super Bowl run.
Colts Rule!
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Class Dismissed >>
To show you what a true, nonsense spewing fool stalin is, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl, Switzer was the coach.
Sincerely,
I suggest paying attention in class.
Please see sigline
Thanks >>
The cellphone still looks the same!
Sincerely,
The 90's >>
Oh please...like Barry Switzer had anything to do with "really" winning that Super Bowl...same as Gruden had little-nothing to do with the Bucs lucky Super Bowl run. >>
I couldn't agree more Steve. Switzer was an a$$ and Gruden just plain sucks.
Gruden will be fired after this season
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<< <i>Here is a pic from the last Cowgirls super bowl win:
Class Dismissed >>
To show you what a true, nonsense spewing fool stalin is, the last time the Cowboys won the super bowl, Switzer was the coach.
Sincerely,
I suggest paying attention in class.
Please see sigline
Thanks >>
The cellphone still looks the same!
Sincerely,
The 90's >>
Oh please...like Barry Switzer had anything to do with "really" winning that Super Bowl...same as Gruden had little-nothing to do with the Bucs lucky Super Bowl run. >>
I couldn't agree more Steve. Switzer was an a$$ and Gruden just plain sucks.
Gruden will be fired after this season >>
This will be the only nice thing I'll say about the Cowboys in this thread - Jimmy Johnson was a heckuva football coach - Jerry Jones was out of his mind for not offering to shine Jimmy's shoes each day, rather than antagonizing him for no good reason because of Jerry Jones super-ego of wanting to take "all" the credit for the Cowboys success during that time.
Answer: More than 1
Also, if LMM is such a Cowboy fan, why did he (or allow LMMW to) dress their son in Packer colors (as evidenced in the picture LMMW posted in another thread)
Steve
<< <i>The Cowboy Cheerleaders aren't as hot as the Raiderettes
Steve >>
Do they still throw Urine bombs at the stadium in Oakland?
"T.O. didn't have to be probed much to give his opinion on why his relationship with McNabb went sour. He was asked whether Tony Romo was the first quarterback to really get him.
"Well, I was really thinking that was the case in Philly before I think the fans and just the excitement of me coming there and being there, it became too overwhelming for Donovan," T.O. replied. "Other than that, I think at one point in time I will say that we had a good relationship. I think I got too big for Philly, too big for him. But here, Tony and I have a great relationship."
"We obviously could have done some great things together," T.O. said after the TV cameras had left his locker, "but it wasn't me letting my pride get in the way."
Cowpatties Death Knell
Eagles win, 21-17.
<< <i>The deal is done. T. Blow speaks -
"T.O. didn't have to be probed much to give his opinion on why his relationship with McNabb went sour. He was asked whether Tony Romo was the first quarterback to really get him.
"Well, I was really thinking that was the case in Philly before I think the fans and just the excitement of me coming there and being there, it became too overwhelming for Donovan," T.O. replied. "Other than that, I think at one point in time I will say that we had a good relationship. I think I got too big for Philly, too big for him. But here, Tony and I have a great relationship."
"We obviously could have done some great things together," T.O. said after the TV cameras had left his locker, "but it wasn't me letting my pride get in the way."
Cowpatties Death Knell
Eagles win, 21-17. >>
Oh yea TO, like it wasn't about the MONEY, and you not honoring your SIGNED CONTRACT. LOL
<< <i>It's Friday and the Cowboys still suck! >>
Yes, yes they do.