How 'Bout Those Succaneers!!!!!!

SoFLPhillyFan · September 7, 2008 5:08AM

Smelly Pirate Hookers.

Enough said.

God I love football season.

stevek · September 7, 2008 5:12AM

i thought stalin said the Bucs were going undefeated?

DaBeef · September 7, 2008 5:13AM

Reggie Bush scored a TD? Wow!

DaBeef · September 7, 2008 5:17AM

Boy he put you guys in a box there didn't he. Why not just say "What-evar".

stevek · September 7, 2008 5:29AM

Hey stalin - Can you say "Bucs 4 - 12"

LOL

SoFLPhillyFan · September 7, 2008 5:36AM

<< Super bowl wins: Bucs 1, Eagles 0.

Enough said.

Until that changes, all eagle fans need to back to their homes on ho island. >>

Actually the quote was "whore island." No ghetto pronunciation.

yankeeno7 · September 7, 2008 6:18AM

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Actually the quote was "whore island." No ghetto pronunciation.
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I'm quite sure you know all about them, but as this is a family oriented message board, I refrained from such language. Apparently the 'classy' eagle fans don't hold such common courtesies, however.

Back to the topic at hand - until your team wins a super bowl, you're forbidden from trash talking a team that has. New rule, mark it down, live it, love it. >>

A leopard never changes its spots. Pot meet kettle. So on and so on and so on....

joestalin · September 7, 2008 6:23AM

Garcia was a bit rusty. We will be back punishing next week!

JS

PS....Is Eagles fan pumped about a win against a BAD Rams team? I hope not!

yankeeno7 · September 7, 2008 6:57AM

mommy....diapers....change....

lawnmowerman · September 7, 2008 9:26AM

B-U-C-C-A-N-E-E-R-S Go Bucs!
Hey Hey Tampa Bay! The bucs know how to shine!
Hey Hey Tampa Bay! The bucs know how to shine!
We're in trouble, thats ok, the bucs can pull it out!
Because we know we're on the top
Please stand up, Stand up and shout!
Hey Hey Tampa Bay! The bucs know how to shine!
Hey Hey Tampa Bay! The bucs know how to shine!

softparade · September 7, 2008 12:42PM

<< Super bowl wins: Bucs 1, Eagles 0.

Enough said.

Until that changes, all eagle fans need to back to their homes on ho island. >>

Oh no you don't dooooosh bag. According to the Yankee hater bible (Which you own), you CAN NOT use past success as a basis for getting a leg up in debate. In the Yankee hater bible anything more then two years ago is ANCIENT HISTORY. Thus, buzz off with your ancient flash in the pan Lombardi Trophy.

softparade · September 7, 2008 12:53PM

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RANDYMOSS84 · September 7, 2008 2:39PM

Played a good saint's team and didn't look too bad... If Barber doesn't fall down, they win, but its still good to see Joe's team lose.

TNP777 · September 7, 2008 2:49PM

<< Garcia was a bit rusty. We will be back punishing next week!

JS

PS....Is Eagles fan pumped about a win against a BAD Rams team? I hope not! >>

SoFLPhillyFan · September 11, 2008 2:10PM

Garcia out for this week and reportedly on the trade block.

Hey, it was a crappy season while it lasted.

See you next year.

joestalin · September 11, 2008 2:16PM

yeah Griese was only 5-0 when he played last for us. Who needs that on a team?

SoFLPhillyFan · September 11, 2008 2:21PM

<< yeah Griese was only 5-0 when he played last for us. Who needs that on a team? >>

Pose that question to the Bears first.

The Sucs would have more success coaxing Bob Griese out of retirement.

stevek · September 11, 2008 6:59PM

Hey stalin - Can you say "Bucs 3 - 13"

LOL

joestalin · September 11, 2008 7:49PM

Man I wished Eagle meat was on the menu for us this year, too bad it aint, but in the past is has taste just like chicken!

Sincerely,
11-5 and the year 2003

DaBeef · September 11, 2008 10:24PM

Is Garcia really on the trade block?

SoFLPhillyFan · September 12, 2008 12:58AM

profootballtalk.com -

"A league source tells us that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are trying to trade quarterback Jeff Garcia. Per the source, the Bucs are willing to take anything they can get for Garcia, who’s in the final season of a two-year contract.

The problem is the relationship between Garcia and coach Jon Gruden. They’re “ready to kill each other,” the source said.

It’s so bad that there’s a possibility (albeit slim at this point) that the Bucs will ultimately cut Garcia.

On Wednesday, Gruden declared that Brian Griese will start for the Bucs on Sunday against the Falcons. Garcia reportedly has an ankle injury.

If Garcia is cut, he’ll be entitled to receive the balance of his $2 million salary as termination pay."

stevek · September 12, 2008 1:47AM

<< profootballtalk.com -

"A league source tells us that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are trying to trade quarterback Jeff Garcia. Per the source, the Bucs are willing to take anything they can get for Garcia, who’s in the final season of a two-year contract.

The problem is the relationship between Garcia and coach Jon Gruden. They’re “ready to kill each other,” the source said.

It’s so bad that there’s a possibility (albeit slim at this point) that the Bucs will ultimately cut Garcia.

On Wednesday, Gruden declared that Brian Griese will start for the Bucs on Sunday against the Falcons. Garcia reportedly has an ankle injury.

If Garcia is cut, he’ll be entitled to receive the balance of his $2 million salary as termination pay." >>

<<< They’re “ready to kill each other >>>

Now that would be some fight - The wussiest quarterback in the league versus the wussiest coach in the league. LOL

stevek · September 12, 2008 1:49AM

Correction - Maybe the second wussiest quarterback to Vince Young. LOL

lawnmowerman · September 13, 2008 4:44AM

It's Saturday and the Bucs have always sucked. Of course they got lucky in 2002 but even the Yucs are entitled to have one championship in 32 years...LOL!

I have a friend who is a huge Bucs fan and after they won the superbowl he was talking about a dynasty. Guess that didn't go so good did it?

So it's been 6 years since the Yucs won the big one. Gruden got rid of Tony's players one by one and transformed the team into his "image".This tells me one thing that all the intelligent posters on this board already know. Gruden is a no talent hack that did it with Tony's team.

Get ready for another sub-par season Yuc fan. Why break tradition? You're already used to it

Blackborder · September 13, 2008 8:56AM

lawnmowerman · September 13, 2008 9:20AM

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Well said

alpemomo · September 13, 2008 6:23PM

yeah Griese was only 5-0 when he played last for us. Who needs that on a team?

So why was he not the starter if he was so great?

alpemomo · September 14, 2008 6:26PM

Ok - Commie boy let it rip. My Falcons got embarrased by the Bucs!

Could not stop the run, and Matt Ryan played like a rookie

joestalin · September 14, 2008 9:04PM

<< Ok - Commie boy let it rip. My Falcons got embarrased by the Bucs!

Could not stop the run, and Matt Ryan played like a rookie >>

Matt Ryan may be the next Jesus, but not this day, the bucs defense is VERY good. Hey when was the last time we started out
1-1 and the defense looked top notch?

Funny that Cowgirl fan is here talking smack when they haven't won a playoff game in years...but surely anyone can get lucky and
go through the playoffs and super bowl blowing away everyone they played! LMAO

BAM

JS

lawnmowerman · September 14, 2008 10:15PM

Here are some Tampa Bay Buccaneer facts. Congrats!

What a great franchise. So rich in tradition!

2nd (Tie) For Most Rushing Touchdowns (31) Allowed in a Season

1st For Most Opponents Punt Returns (71) in a Season

1st For Most Consecutive Games Lost (26)

2nd For Most Rushing Attempts (407) in a Season (1984)(Due To Lack Of Passing Game)

2nd For Most Passes Intercepted (35) in a Season

At one time held a 27-game losing streak of games played outdoors on AstroTurf.

**Only NFL team to go a single season without a win

Lets not forget Captain Limpwrist Gruden with a career Bucs record of 51-51. Yeah he is one heck of a coach!

Edit to add more great facts

lawnmowerman · September 14, 2008 10:39PM

Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They're my kinda guys!

lawnmowerman · September 15, 2008 2:55AM

In the world of sports, the term "underdog" has often been used to describe a team that is a loser, never expected to win. In some cases, a team can be so bad that they get the tag "underdog" affixed to them perennially.

In the National Football League, no team fits the label "perennial underdog" better than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They are quite possibly the least successful franchise in the history of the NFL. They are famous (or infamous) for their years of inept play on the football field, and horrible personnel mistakes off the field. They hold the NFL record for most consecutive seasons of 10 or more losses, with 12. In the past, thousands of Buccaneer fans have shown up with bags on their heads, because of "embarrassment."

lawnmowerman · September 15, 2008 2:00PM

I can't let this thread stay on page two.

The Sucs and all their suckiness deserve better.

Is suckiness a word? It should be.

joestalin · September 16, 2008 12:02AM

# of rings in the 21st century:

Cowgirls: 0
Bucs: 1

Does it bother you that the cowgirls spend all this money on players but can't even GET to the super bowl? Im not sure how you
can win rings, when you can't get to the big dance. You all are probably STILL paying Drew Bledsoe something and Romo has
what on his resume............."cost his team two playoff games".....I think Ill take my chances with Griese!

BAM

JS

lawnmowerman · September 16, 2008 5:23AM

Time to let the one title go stalin. It was 6 years ago going on 7.

Of course rooting for a losing franchise like you do, you're inclined to hold on to that one piece of fading glory. Really a shame but whatever.

Take your chances with Griese...LOL!

Good luck with that

joestalin · September 16, 2008 5:43AM

Losing team? A super bowl victory and multiple divison champs....that doesn't sound like losing to me. The real question should be...
are the Cowgirls even the third best team in their division? Good thing you have all that offense, cause your defense sucks!

Sincerely,
Teams who can keep the opponent out of the end zone

lawnmowerman · September 16, 2008 5:46AM

Haha....losers!

1 title in 32 years

The Bucs suck. You know it. Admit it. They are going no where. Griese....LOL!

lawnmowerman · September 16, 2008 5:48AM

<< Losing team? A super bowl victory and multiple divison champs....that doesn't sound like losing to me >>

Darn it!! You are right! Don't forget all the pre-season superbowls they win that you are so proud to post about...lol

Bucs making the Pats look silly!

Bam...duh...bam...duh

joestalin · September 16, 2008 6:29AM

uh oh..cowboy fan has to play the Patsies card to compare super bowl wins...why..cause Cowgirls haven't sniffed a super bowl in years!

BAM

lawnmowerman · September 16, 2008 8:15AM

<< Bucs making the Pats look silly! >>

<< uh oh..cowboy fan has to play the Patsies card to compare super bowl wins >>

So, I take a title from one of your threads and I'm comparing the Cowboys to the Pats when the other team mentioned is the Bucs? LOL

You really aren't a smart man are you?

Okay Forrest, whatever you say

Bam duh bam duh

lawnmowerman · September 16, 2008 1:20PM

<< Good thing you have all that offense, cause your defense sucks!

Sincerely,
Teams who can keep the opponent out of the end zone >>

Another insightful BS comment from Forrest Gump.

Hmmm, the Cowboys defense sucks? They are ranked #10 and the Yucs are ranked #23....LOL

Please kept it up Forrest, this is really funny

Sincerely,

Those who actually can read

All NFL Defense

Game Stats Rk Team G Pts/G TotPts Scrm Plys Yds/G Yds/P 1st/G 3rd Md 3rd Att 3rd Pct 4th Md 4th Att 4th Pct Pen Pen Yds ToP/G FUM Lost
1 Baltimore Ravens 1 10 10 50 154.0 3.1 8.0 2 13 15 0 2 0 5 40 23:45 1 1
2 Tennessee Titans 2 8.5 17 115 202.0 3.5 12.0 8 27 30 3 3 100 11 85 29:23 4 1
3 New York Giants 2 10 20 106 205.0 3.9 12.0 6 26 23 2 3 67 12 75 26:18 0 0
4 Pittsburgh Steelers 2 11.5 23 117 221.0 3.8 18.5 10 25 40 0 1 0 15 108 29:23 1 1
5 Buffalo Bills 2 13 26 124 247.5 4.0 17.0 5 27 18 2 3 67 10 65 28:44 4 2
6 Chicago Bears 2 16.5 33 121 254.5 4.2 17.5 7 24 29 0 2 0 16 105 30:00 1 1
7 Arizona Cardinals 2 11.5 23 102 263.5 5.2 15.0 6 20 30 2 2 100 9 62 25:30 6 4
8 New York Jets 2 16.5 33 123 268.5 4.4 18.0 9 27 33 2 3 67 6 69 30:17 3 0
9 New England Patriots 2 10 20 111 270.0 4.9 13.0 14 28 50 0 1 0 8 75 29:18 0 0
10 Dallas Cowboys 2 23.5 47 107 271.0 5.1 17.0 8 21 38 0 1 0 14 99 26:44 5 1
11 Philadelphia Eagles 2 22 44 99 273.0 5.5 14.0 6 21 29 0 0 0 19 174 26:56 3 1
12 Carolina Panthers 2 20.5 41 117 286.0 4.9 14.5 10 27 37 1 2 50 14 98 28:06 3 3
13 Jacksonville Jaguars 2 18.5 37 111 297.0 5.4 16.0 9 24 38 0 1 0 9 76 29:57 2 1
14 Washington Redskins 2 20 40 123 302.0 4.9 18.5 10 24 42 0 0 0 12 125 30:44 2 1
15 Houston Texans 1 38 38 59 305.0 5.2 21.0 6 10 60 0 0 0 4 41 31:31 3 1
16 Indianapolis Colts 2 22 44 124 309.0 5.0 16.5 12 29 41 0 0 0 9 65 32:09 3 1
17 Atlanta Falcons 2 22.5 45 118 309.5 5.2 18.0 8 23 35 0 1 0 16 124 30:38 2 1
18 Oakland Raiders 2 24.5 49 121 315.5 5.2 19.5 9 25 36 0 0 0 8 51 28:40 3 0
19 San Francisco 49ers 2 26.5 53 143 318.0 4.4 20.0 10 29 34 2 3 67 14 115 33:38 2 1
20 Minnesota Vikings 2 21 42 112 319.0 5.7 16.0 10 25 40 0 0 0 17 163 27:42 2 0
21 Cincinnati Bengals 2 20.5 41 138 326.5 4.7 18.5 13 30 43 0 3 0 14 89 34:24 4 3
22 Green Bay Packers 2 22 44 131 333.0 5.1 18.0 9 28 32 2 3 67 14 82 28:16 1 0
23 Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2 16.5 33 125 336.0 5.4 15.0 12 32 38 0 1 0 15 111 30:35 3 0
24 Kansas City Chiefs 2 20 40 123 346.5 5.6 18.0 13 27 48 1 1 100 12 91 31:10 6 4
25 Seattle Seahawks 2 33.5 67 124 351.5 5.7 16.5 9 30 30 1 1 100 10 74 32:54 2 1
26 Miami Dolphins 2 25.5 51 115 369.0 6.4 18.5 12 26 46 1 1 100 15 85 31:28 4 1
27 Denver Broncos 2 26 52 111 381.5 6.9 17.0 8 22 36 3 4 75 18 156 28:05 4 1
28 Cleveland Browns 2 19 38 116 384.0 6.6 22.0 11 23 48 2 3 67 18 142 33:36 1 0
29 New Orleans Saints 2 24.5 49 132 403.5 6.1 21.5 5 23 22 1 2 50 11 92 31:21 1 1
30 San Diego Chargers 2 32.5 65 146 437.0 6.0 27.0 9 25 36 2 3 67 13 96 33:01 3 1
31 Detroit Lions 2 41 82 125 460.5 7.4 21.0 12 25 48 0 1 0 15 130 32:18 3 1
32 St. Louis Rams 2 39.5 79 133 481.5 7.2 26.5 12 23 52 0 0 0 11 110 33:26 2 0

lawnmowerman · October 5, 2008 2:33PM

:insert more excuses here:

stockergreen · October 6, 2008 2:10AM

Carolina is going to give them a drubbing this sunday.

DaBeef · October 6, 2008 2:30AM

How the hell did the Vikes beat you guys? (kitties)

joestalin · October 6, 2008 3:07AM

<< Carolina is going to give them a drubbing this sunday. >>

When was the last time you all beat the bucs....2003?

Sincerely,
NFC South Dominance

lawnmowerman · October 6, 2008 4:22AM

<< 

<< Carolina is going to give them a drubbing this sunday. >>

When was the last time you all beat the bucs....2003? >>

How about last year CAR 31 @ TB 23.

Come on Forrest! You make this too easy.

Sincerely,

joestalin · October 6, 2008 6:16AM

Matt

My posts are lost on you, I will no longer post to you.

Sincerely,
Sarcasm

cwazzy · October 6, 2008 6:20AM

<< Matt

My posts are lost on you, I will no longer post to you.

Sincerely,
Sarcasm >>

I don't get it either...

Chris

lawnmowerman · October 6, 2008 6:22AM

<< 

<< Matt

My posts are lost on you, I will no longer post to you.

Sincerely,
Sarcasm >>

I don't get it either...

Chris >>

Neither does he so don't feel bad.

How 'Bout Those Succaneers!!!!!!

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