We've got the hotdog eating contest... how about unopened pack ripping/card sorting contests?

digicat

Give the contestants each a box of unopened packs and an empty 800 ct box, then have them rip all the packs and sort the cards in numerical order in the box (separating out the duplicates, which must also be sorted in numerical order) and see who finishes first.

Piman58

I'm in. Do I get too keep the cards? Hopefully the packs are pre-insert mania.

ajmoeller81

I like the idea of a 20 year old bubble gum chewing contest better.

lsutigers1973

I will sponsor the card sorting event. Everyone meet at my house about noon tomorrow. I will have the boxes ready for you. The prize will be an autographed photo of me.