Manny Ramirez vs Kevin Youkalis Cage Match. Who would win and why?

yankeeno7

I know Francona said all was ok but it got me thinking. Who would win a cage match between the two? I'd love to hear some theories!

I think Youkalis would win by bear hug.

perkdog

I think the Youk Bear Hug is how it would play out!

Barndog

I think Youkilis has the never-say-die attitude that would see him prevail...he's too driven to fail.

Clemaz

Youkilis would hold on too Manny's dreadlocks and not let go.

gfb

youkalis would by count out/DQ, Manny's too lazy to show up

sagard

Manny is too talented. He prevail.

TheVon

I think Youkilis wins easily because as soon as he makes his first move the sweat would pour forth like a fountain and Manny wouldn't be able to hang on to him. If it was a tag-team match I'd give the advantage to Manny though -- I've seen that guy scale walls and slap hands with people like it was nothing.

Mercury10c

I'll take Youk. I think he's probably one of those guys that just blacks out in a fight,
then wakes up with the other guy drawn and quartered on the ground next to him.