Just got a 1952 Mantle....

that I got from a little kid after pushing him off his skateboard
and tackling him. Jumped in my car and ran over his skateboard
and seeing him cling to my bumper; I'm surprised he lasted 2 blocks.

and tackling him. Jumped in my car and ran over his skateboard
and seeing him cling to my bumper; I'm surprised he lasted 2 blocks.

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<< <i>and seeing him cling to my bumper; I'm surprised he lasted 2 blocks. >>
I hate it when that happens.
Next time just floor it and then quickly slam on the breaks.
9 out of 10 times, that does the trick.
Boy rips open a pack of 1952 Topps in October of 1952...
DAD: Did you get anything good?
SON: I don't know any of these people... wait, Jackie Robinson!
DAD: Wow, son. Good one!
SON: What about Mickey Mantle? I've heard of him.
DAD: He's that new outfielder for the Yankees, isn't he?
SON: Yes, it says Yankees.
DAD: Didn't he get sent back to the minor leagues? He's no Joe DiMaggio, that's for sure.
SON: I'm going to keep the Jackie Robinson.
DAD: Put the rest in your spokes.
SON: Yeah, but I kinda hate that Yankees, dad. Do you want this Mantle?
DAD: Of course not. We're for the Dodgers in this house.
SON: Yeah! riiiiippppp