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by David Letterman ©
May 9, 1996
# Reason
10. When he pops one up, he really pops one up.
9. And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?'
8. Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound.
7. That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen.
6. So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'
5. The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico.
4. Just pretend you're Bill Buckner, let it go between your legs.
3. All I know is, it had pinstripes.
2. Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser.
1. It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up.
Mike
Bosox1976

Comments

  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Very nice Mike. #4 got a laugh out of me.
  • jrinckjrinck Posts: 1,321 ✭✭
    "What do you think about a man with one ball? Do you think he has two strikes against him?" - George Carlin
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,602 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What do you do with an elephant that has 3 balls?

    Walk him and pitch to the gorilla.
  • The beer that made Mel Famey Walk Us.
    There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
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