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Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes
by David Letterman ©
May 9, 1996
# Reason
10. When he pops one up, he really pops one up.
9. And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?'
8. Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound.
7. That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen.
6. So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'
5. The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico.
4. Just pretend you're Bill Buckner, let it go between your legs.
3. All I know is, it had pinstripes.
2. Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser.
1. It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up.
Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes
by David Letterman ©
May 9, 1996
# Reason
10. When he pops one up, he really pops one up.
9. And she said, 'how do you get it to curve like that?'
8. Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound.
7. That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen.
6. So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'
5. The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico.
4. Just pretend you're Bill Buckner, let it go between your legs.
3. All I know is, it had pinstripes.
2. Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser.
1. It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up.
Mike
Bosox1976
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Comments
Walk him and pitch to the gorilla.