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Kaz Matsui has surgery....

yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,242 ✭✭✭
For an anal fissure!!! What the heck is he doing with himself back there for that to happen??? uggh...

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  • fandangofandango Posts: 2,622
    ask Gary, i think he knows
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 29,357 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well if its any consolation Hemmoroids are a common thing? I dont know, but I still drafted him- he might be a nice option to have if he gets his "situation" cleared up.. image
  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,242 ✭✭✭
    LOL yeah, hemmoroids are common....fistulas are NOT
    YIKES!!!!
  • BarndogBarndog Posts: 20,454 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>LOL yeah, hemmoroids are common....fistulas are NOT
    YIKES!!!! >>



    surgical techniques these days are so good that fistulas are not common post-surgery for roids. Hmmm
  • Most anal fissures are caused by stretching of the anal mucosa beyond its capability.

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  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 29,357 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ok now you guys are making me second quess myself for drafting this guy! image
  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,242 ✭✭✭
    Maybe he is changing his position to becoming a catcher? image
  • LOL clearly he is not a good catcher....ill prepared for the task at hand.
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    ...from wikipedia:
    Treatment
    For many years up until 1995, customary treatment included warm baths, topical anesthetics, stool bulking agents, mechanical anal stretching, and, sometimes, surgery.[1] In 1995, doctors began using nitroglycerine cream (topical 1 percent isosorbide dinitrate) but found it less acceptable for long-term use due to patients developing a tolerance to the drug.[1] In 1998, Italian researchers reported injecting botulinum toxin into the anal sphincter to promote healing by relieving anal spasm through relaxation of the muscle.

    so...mechanical stretching or BOTOX injections.. ow.
    I think the surgery is a better choice at this point.

  • John Rocker told you guys what happens to people that spend too much time in New York!image
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 29,357 ✭✭✭✭✭
    image You guys are FREAKING me out!!!
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    I mentioned this in my 'Stros thread.

    It's a politically correct term for really bad hemroids.

    Don't think it would be karma-wise to make fun of a situation that very well could happen to you at any time.

    He's actually ahead in recovery time and should be back soon.

    Thanks for your concern.

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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • I guess everything is bigger in Texas
  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,242 ✭✭✭
    LOL Barry...A fistula can be a LOT worse than a hemmoriod. In fact, a fistula is acually a hole that extends and attatches to another internal organ or another part of the bowel...sometimes even the urinary bladder. Fistulas can be a serious thing and for curious reasons on a young adult!
  • fandangofandango Posts: 2,622
    i believe these things are common in the homosexual population.....

    i always wondered about KAZ..he has that look about him...
  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,242 ✭✭✭
    Unless we should call him Godzilla instead of Hideki cuz there must be some giant turds going out if there isnt something going in!

    I think Im gonna go puke now....
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>i believe these things are common in the homosexual population..... >>



    Speaking from personal experiences, huh?

    : snickers :

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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
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