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O.T. - - What do you do when licking envelopes?

This is WAY off-topic, but, as I sit here reading posts, I am also licking shut several of my son's "Thank You" notes for birthday gifts.

It bugs me than none of the envelopes I ever use, whether for business, thank-you's, birthdays, etc, ever seem to have the glue go all the way to the end of the flap. So there always seems to be a piece in each top corner not well-sealed.

I always worry that the speedy Post Office machines will eat these envelopes alive and allow the envelope's contents to escape or sustain damage.

Is there a reason they don't glue all the way to the end? Do they think they are making the envelope easier to open on the receiving end, or are they just trying to save a tiny amt of $ for every envelope on glue that adds up to big bucks in the end?

And do you ever do anything extra to "close" those gaps, like use scotch tape? (maybe the envelope companies and 3M are in cahoots!!)

Like George's fiance on Seinfeld, maybe this post is the result of licking too many envelopes with "inferior" glue, but here's a survey for your thoughts...................

By the way.... any coins I send out ALWAYS have extra tape, etc on the packages to ensure they arrive in one piece!! image

- - Dave

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  • satootokosatootoko Posts: 2,720
    If the corner is tightly glued, letter openers don't have a place to start. image
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  • SYRACUSIANSYRACUSIAN Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>If the corner is tightly glued, letter openers don't have a place to start. image >>




    You obviously haven't watched "The lives of others", a highly recommended movie. image
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  • DBSTrader2DBSTrader2 Posts: 3,487 ✭✭✭✭
    What's the movie about?image
  • SYRACUSIANSYRACUSIAN Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭✭
    In The lives of others (Oscar of best foreign movie), a Stasi agent , because of his part in a plot against a music writer that failed, is downgraded to the letter cencorship department. In this place that is seen only once around the end of the movie,the agents open all the enveloppes by steam, they read them, censor them, and then they reseal them and send them to their recipients.
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  • lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 43,661 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>What do you do when licking envelopes? >>

    Uh gt papr cts om my tunge. image

    One word fer ya, dude:

    Damp Sponge.

    No, wait- that was TWO words. Eh, whatever.

    How 'bout THREE words?

    Peel-N-Seal.

    Well, those are kinda one word.

    And you can't trust the adhesive on those, though I use 'em anyway. I have to tape 'em anyhow.

    So guess what I voted.

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  • farthingfarthing Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭
    Two words - Glue Sticks


    Done enough large mailing in my life that I've had my tongue stick to the roof of my mouth. Glue sticks are faster than licking and hold much better, and no tape required.
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  • pendragon1998pendragon1998 Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭
    Ever notice some envelope / stamp glues taste better than others? For example, my local ATM has some nasty glue, while some stamps can taste downright sweet. Or am I nuts?
  • DBSTrader2DBSTrader2 Posts: 3,487 ✭✭✭✭
    I think that last question just BEGS for a survey of Forum members to describe either the taste of their usual envelope glue, or vote for their favorite brand/taste!!image
  • lordmarcovanlordmarcovan Posts: 43,661 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nothin' worse than nasty-arse tastin' envelope adhesive, especially when it's bitter. Blegh.

    I occasionally like a light minty envelope, however. image

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