congratulations in order?

nearmint

I guess I never really noticed this confirmation message before:



<< <i>Congratulations, you've left Feedback for 1 transaction >>



Yeah, it was a struggle at times, but I hung in there and got it done!

Darin

I thought mine was a little condescending.

We never thought in a million years you were bright enough to figure it out, but Congratulations, you've left Feedback for 1 transaction

CDsNuts

I always loved that too.

I'm also a big fan of "Sorry your bid was too low you cheap-ass, but here are a bunch of other things you probably can't afford."

Alfonz24

"Go big or go home"

You've been outbid. Bid again before it's too late!

Important: Another bidder placed a higher maximum bid than yours, possibly days or hours before. To increase your chances of winning, enter the highest amount you would be willing to pay below.

MeteoriteGuy

Congratulations, you are high bidder! You were smart enough to enter an amount of at least opening bid. In case you were not smart enough to understand the Congratulations you are high bidder screen, here is your e-mail. You are high bidder. YOU are high bidder.

Important: You may and likely will be sniped in the last 5 seconds.

itzagoner

Hey you! That's right! YOU! Ya wanna spend the rest of your worthless life bein' a 97-pound weakling?? Of course not! You wanna WIN! What you need is a meaty, brutish kind of life and you won't find it ANYWHERE ELSE! BUT HERE......
Ya want the glamour? Of course ya do! Ya wanna get the girl? OF COURSE YOU DO!!!! Don't let some other bithch-a$$ cheese-wad sniper pimp stand in your way of WINNING! Bid like a wildman, Bid like.....like......YOUR VERY SOUL WILL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN HIMSELF IF YOU DON'T WIN! You don't want THAT kind of scab on your back now do you, sucker?!?!?!? Come on, FIRE UP those ol' turbo chargers, rip that credit history to shreds AND BUY MORE STUFF BEEYATCH!!!!!!!
Thank you and with our sincerest gratitude, your On-Line Auction Motivational Support Team.

nearmint

I like the idea of personalized confirmation messages! I have a 401k account that lets you specify how you would like to be addressed when you log in. It now greets me with 'Welcome, Your Brilliancy." It makes me feel better when my investments are taking a dive.

Downtown1974

Im glad Im not alone on these bizarre messages.
I got one the other night that said "Congratulations you won another 1955 card in PSA 6, why dont you broaden your horizons and bid on a flippin' PSA 7 you anal retentive @#$%".

stown

<< <i>Hey you! That's right! YOU! Ya wanna spend the rest of your worthless life bein' a 97-pound weakling?? Of course not! You wanna WIN! What you need is a meaty, brutish kind of life and you won't find it ANYWHERE ELSE! BUT HERE......
Ya want the glamour? Of course ya do! Ya wanna get the girl? OF COURSE YOU DO!!!! Don't let some other bithch-a$$ cheese-wad sniper pimp stand in your way of WINNING! Bid like a wildman, Bid like.....like......YOUR VERY SOUL WILL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN HIMSELF IF YOU DON'T WIN! You don't want THAT kind of scab on your back now do you, sucker?!?!?!? Come on, FIRE UP those ol' turbo chargers, rip that credit history to shreds AND BUY MORE STUFF BEEYATCH!!!!!!!
Thank you and with our sincerest gratitude, your On-Line Auction Motivational Support Team. >>



A+

Yeah, I graded a post, so sue me.

bxb

"Congratulations, you dim-witted peon. Now, quickly, pay us our usurious fee, and move along."