<< <i>I bet you guys are affraid to touch door handles. >>
I am not afraid to touch door handles, I just choose not to. >>
I guess you just wait until someone opens the door for you. >>
No. Just use your sleeve . >>
That's where he blows his nose >>
Now that's funny.
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<< <i>My favorite experience was at a grand, upscale hotel in central London about 10 years ago.
I was standing in front of the TV about to leave when a medium-sized rat comes out of a hole near the ceiling, runs down the wall, across the carpet, between my legs and under the bed. >>
WOW, A hotel that suplies pets! Now thats Ritzy.
(Old man) Look I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, “That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah”.
(Priest) BLASPHEMY he said it again, did you hear him?
<< <i>My favorite experience was at a grand, upscale hotel in central London about 10 years ago.
I was standing in front of the TV about to leave when a medium-sized rat comes out of a hole near the ceiling, runs down the wall, across the carpet, between my legs and under the bed. >>
That's why Longacre only stays at the County Hall when traveling to London. If there are any rats, they would certainly at least be wearing a tophat and tails.
Always took candy from strangers Didn't wanna get me no trade Never want to be like papa Working for the boss every night and day --"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
Man this thread makes me want to puke! Thanks though for the info. My wife won't touch the glasses and now I know why. I figure bourbon will kill most anything so that's probably why I am still alive. I knew that stuff would come in handy for something besides starting a bar fight.
<< <i>It's a wonder we're not all dead! As I've always said, leaving the house is for crazy people >>
Large, busy, public restrooms like at a sports stadium are the worse. The misting effect from splatter and flushing put .....never mind. Thank God for immune systems.
I felt sorry for a few of my comrades in the military who got crabs in a latrine. It was gross hearing about it. We often joked about it, but... laughter can't get rid of some diseases.
And just think what your fingers are right now being exposed to
<< <i>According to a University of Arizona study, office workstations are much dirtier than bathrooms. A computer keyboard can harbor up to 3,295 microbes per square inch, a computer mouse 1,676. Telephones were the worst culprit, with 25,127 microbes. By contrast, the average toilet seat contains only 49 microbes per square inch. >>
I've traveled extensively and can add that many of the cleaning people don't even know how to speak English. That said, they probalby cannot follow cleaning directions from the hotels.
Well that is worse than I expected. I will certainly not trust things to be clean.
On a trip to Greece my best buddy and I moved in to our room. My buddy saw a local cat and he likes cats. So he gave the cat a cookie. Well an hour later or so I stepped on something soft. It was a rat! I just yelled and was totally freaked out. The cat had caught the rat and gave it back to us I guess. Anyway I insisted we switch hotels pronto.
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<< <i>I bet you guys are affraid to touch door handles.
I am not afraid to touch door handles, I just choose not to. >>
I guess you just wait until someone opens the door for you.
No. Just use your sleeve . >>
That's where he blows his nose
Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.
"Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value---zero."----Voltaire
"Everything you say should be true, but not everything true should be said."----Voltaire
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<< <i>My favorite experience was at a grand, upscale hotel in central London about 10 years ago.
I was standing in front of the TV about to leave when a medium-sized rat comes out of a hole near the ceiling, runs down the wall, across the carpet, between my legs and under the bed. >>
WOW,
A hotel that suplies pets! Now thats Ritzy.
(Priest) BLASPHEMY he said it again, did you hear him?
<< <i>My favorite experience was at a grand, upscale hotel in central London about 10 years ago.
I was standing in front of the TV about to leave when a medium-sized rat comes out of a hole near the ceiling, runs down the wall, across the carpet, between my legs and under the bed. >>
That's why Longacre only stays at the County Hall when traveling to London. If there are any rats, they would certainly at least be wearing a tophat and tails.
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
<< <i>I bet you guys are affraid to touch door handles.
Never touch the hand rails of an escalator. If you have kids you would know why.
and it reminded me of stories you hear about resturants.
<< <i>It's a wonder we're not all dead! As I've always said, leaving the house is for crazy people
Large, busy, public restrooms like at a sports stadium are the worse. The misting effect
from splatter and flushing put .....never mind. Thank God for immune systems.
Jerry
<< <i>According to a University of Arizona study, office workstations are much dirtier than bathrooms. A computer keyboard can harbor up to 3,295 microbes per square inch, a computer mouse 1,676. Telephones were the worst culprit, with 25,127 microbes. By contrast, the average toilet seat contains only 49 microbes per square inch. >>
From link
edited to note that this post seems to have killed the thread, most likely because everyone reading it is now afraid to touch their keyboard....
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On a trip to Greece my best buddy and I moved in to our room. My buddy saw a local cat and he likes cats. So he gave the cat a cookie. Well an hour later or so I stepped on something soft. It was a rat! I just yelled and was totally freaked out. The cat had caught the rat and gave it back to us I guess. Anyway I insisted we switch hotels pronto.
+1
Steve