A Thanksgiving Poem

yankeeno7

Thanks to a friend....

Stuck with wearing big-ass hats,
Taking baths in filthy vats...
Chopping wood and pulling plows,
Milking mean and smelly cows...
Making soup from chicken gizzards,
Taking craps outdoors in blizzards...
Hunting turkeys to be plucked...
To be a pilgrim must've sucked.

rube26105

there once was a man from nantuckett....