Reasons why LMM sucks.

stown

1) He cluttered up my mailbox for no apparent reason
2) He made fun of my steriod abuse

This dude is yet another reason why these boards have deteriorated into a cesspool of garbage.

I hope you don't sleep well at night.

: wags finger :

lawnmowerman

I have not been sleeping well. I have been staying up way past my bedtime.

Its all Randy's fault.....yeah, yeah that the ticket.

He makes me stay up browsing ebay, buying too many cards and pm'ing me alot

Glad you liked 'em

rube26105

matt has a emmitt teddy bear
+1 for emmitt teddy bears lol

goose3

this thread has the potential to be longer than his wife's "Show Any Picture" thread.

tennesseebanker

Matt leaves waaay too much KY Jelley on his blow up dolls too. Makes it difficult for people who borrow them to create thier own fantasy....errr.. aahh......ummm...or so I have heard.

rube26105

Its all Randy's fault.....yeah, yeah that the ticket.


thats what my wife tells me alot lol,its always my fault!!!!

goose3

<< <i>Matt leaves waaay too much KY Jelley on his blow up dolls too. Makes it difficult for people who borrow them to create thier own fantasy....errr.. aahh......ummm...or so I have heard. >>



you sure that's Kentucky Jelly?

lawnmowerman

<< <i>this thread has the potential to be longer than his wife's "Show Any Picture" thread. >>

tennesseebanker

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<< <i>Matt leaves waaay too much KY Jelley on his blow up dolls too. Makes it difficult for people who borrow them to create thier own fantasy....errr.. aahh......ummm...or so I have heard. >>



you sure that's Kentucky Jelly? >>




well, Its whitish and really gooey, So it could be something else.

lawnmowerman

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<< <i>Matt leaves waaay too much KY Jelley on his blow up dolls too. Makes it difficult for people who borrow them to create thier own fantasy....errr.. aahh......ummm...or so I have heard. >>



you sure that's Kentucky Jelly? >>




well, Its whitish and really gooey, So it could be something else. >>



Sorry man. Next time I'm eating clam chowder with my blowup dolls I'll make sure to wipe them off.

tennesseebanker

Clam Chowder ??
Maybe you really are a closet Patriots fan !

lawnmowerman

<< <i>Clam Chowder ??
Maybe you really are a closet Patriots fan ! >>



I do have a pretty good Brady rc collection. Too bad its 99.9% bgs

stown

<< <i>Too bad its 99.9% bgs >>

SoFLPhillyFan

Matt keeps mailing stuff to my house when I'm not there.

I have spent a total of seven days at home since July 27 and won't get back again until Thanksgiving.

Got to at last see the first batch two weeks ago.

Heard another package came in last week?

Thanks again Matt.

I don't care what the "Blowhole From Houston" says. You're OK in my book.

yankeeno7

I heard he dropped off a bunch of used male blow up dolls to his local Salvation Army. I dont know if its true or not. It's just what I heard.

1960toppsguy

ok

nam812

There are too many reasons to list.

lawnmowerman

<< <i>There are too many reasons to list. >>



Have you been talking to Tonya?

PasadenaMudSlide

Randy ...

Matt is spooning that Emmitt teddy bear as we speak!

RipublicaninMass

<< <i>matt has a emmitt teddy bear
+1 for emmitt teddy bears lol >>



Rube how about a nice "youtube": launch a rocket at the Emmitt bear!

stown

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<< <i>matt has a emmitt teddy bear
+1 for emmitt teddy bears lol >>



Rube how about a nice "youtube": launch a rocket at the Emmitt bear! >>



+1 for reckless encouragement

CDsNuts

I'd love to make a list of reasons, but I only type 30 words per minute, so by my calculations it would take roughly 2 1/2 weeks to complete the post.

Stone193

LMM promised to come over and do my lawn.

Instead he came over and did the....

Well...let's just say they banned his truck from my neighborhood!

stevek

I've heard rumors that LMM likes smashing his customer's patio windows.

lawnmowerman

<< <i>I've heard rumors that LMM likes smashing his customer's patio windows. >>





That only happened once Steve. The other one was a glass door