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big things are about to change in my sock drawer............

i'm not at liberty to say what but i was lucky to find out early. there is big changes coming after the dryer stops spinning. i think it will benefit my feet

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  • Did you use a fabric softener?
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Did one escape? They do that sometimes.
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭


    << <i>i'm not at liberty to say what but i was lucky to find out early. there is big changes coming after the dryer stops spinning. i think it will benefit my feet >>



    That you are missing the other one!!image
  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭✭
    please dont try to goat me into saying what it is beacause i'm not. you will just have to wait but you heard about it here 1st.
  • larryallen73larryallen73 Posts: 6,065 ✭✭✭
    That's a good post! Made me laugh. Thanks.
  • I think I just peed myself.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Good stuff man!

  • zep33zep33 Posts: 6,897 ✭✭✭
    something's changing in my underpants
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
    I will be on the edge of my seat for the next 30-50 minutes (depending on dry time) waiting for your update. Please do not keep me hanging!!
  • It could be longer if he didnt clean out the lint tray....

  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭✭
    joke all you want but i will laugh when the dryer stops. the only other post i ever started like this was about my underwear drawer & i did know about it weeks before anyone else. so laugh!
  • JeremyDie1JeremyDie1 Posts: 2,383 ✭✭✭
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  • going to hide the porn under the mattress instead?


  • << <i>i think it will benefit my feet >>





    Are you gellin'?
  • Please keep informed if any updates to this story are "afoot"

    Sorry I didn't mean to "goat" you into releasing any information
  • larryallen73larryallen73 Posts: 6,065 ✭✭✭
    This is a good post. Keep up the good work. I need some laughter today.
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    I have big news as well: My balls itch. I think I'm gonna go to the store to buy some Gold Bond. Then we'll see who's laughing.
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I have big news as well: My balls itch. I think I'm gonna go to the store to buy some Gold Bond. Then we'll see who's laughing. >>



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  • gold bond tends to make the boys tingle...and not in a good way.

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    Excellent image


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  • bifff257bifff257 Posts: 751 ✭✭


    << <i>big things are about to change in my sock drawer............ >>




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    Thanks Nam, I am still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Are you sure you want to be airing your dirty laundry on this board in front of everyone image
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>big things are about to change in my sock drawer............ >>




    I'm glad to hear you finally decided to get rid of all your panty hose.


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  • shagrotn77shagrotn77 Posts: 5,603 ✭✭✭✭
    I wish I had a sock drawer...image
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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    I'm hoping your dryer stopped after 3 hours, so what's the change?
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • jradke4jradke4 Posts: 3,573 ✭✭✭
    maybe he is starting hormone treatments for his change. the socks will "come out" of the dryer as nylons.

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  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,583 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I cant tell you until November 2018, but I know and you dont, so im laughing.
  • Maybe his dryer ate his socks. Sometimes I think my dryer eats socks...
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  • AllenAllen Posts: 7,165 ✭✭✭
    I keep a .45 in my sock drawer....
  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    Don't tell us you sold your socks and someone used them to re-seal packs !
    When will you people learn not to leave rolls of un-used socks in your dryer !
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I keep a .45 in my sock drawer....
    >>



    I keep condoms in mine.
  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I used to stash my Trojans in the sock drawer duing high school. My pop used to tell me that scuba divers should always wear wetsuits.
    Mike
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    << <i>I keep a .45 in my sock drawer....
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    I keep condoms in mine. >>



    You keep condoms in your .45? image
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  • wish I had a drawer but i am happy with my new unsoiled refrigerator box (which i got for free from the Walmart dumpster) . But at least I got a blanket an a 40 ouncer to make it through the night by the way socks work real good as gloves too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Life sucks when the wife catches you putting your socks in a different drawer then her drawer. u all have a good night gotta go hide the gastopo aka police with nothing better to do than hassle the poor is coming . they are looking for stolen socks and their wives. Heh Heh . ut oh I see people with butterfly nets and white uniforms
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


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    << <i>I keep a .45 in my sock drawer....
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    I keep condoms in mine. >>



    You keep condoms in your .45? image >>



    No, I keep my 45 in my condoms, my condoms in my sock drawer, my sock drawer in my dresser, my dresser in my room, my room in my house, my house in Florida, Florida in the United States,the United States in North America, North America in the world, the world in the universe.......
  • ArnyVeeArnyVee Posts: 4,245 ✭✭
    FYI....this news is really big and I agree...."socks" could be a code word, but nam12 cannot tell you because he is being monitored by the authorities.
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  • SDavidSDavid Posts: 1,584 ✭✭
    big things are about to change in my sock drawer............

    Are you switching to Jergens lotion?
  • Elvis is in my sock drawer.
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    i can't even sketch a sock, i failed art image
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