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Im literally lol at work on some of these. enjoy


.......Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"?

Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions

the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me

the box you sent was stamped 'BELONGS TO PANDORA'—I'm afraid to open it.

ebay link to funny
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Comments

  • That is F'in HYSTERICAL!!!

    I love the bag of blood one!

  • Yeah the bag of blood was another good one.


    cleej is GREAT! but take it from me; if you ask for her picture, you'll be sorry

    GREAT ITEM! But was too big to hide,wife took one look at it - wants a divorce!

    SUPER FAST! but forgot the airholes; poor thing was barely breathing when opened

    if you ever see Barrie leave a bathroom wait AT LEAST 1/2 hour before you go in Seller: itsbarrie
    Reply by itsbarrie
    I've dealt with over 2,000 eBayers -- this one wins the award for most trouble.
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  • OAKESY25OAKESY25 Posts: 4,726 ✭✭✭
    That dude is totally insane
  • i am in awe. and just a little bit envious.
  • downtowndowntown Posts: 671 ✭✭✭
    how bout this one!

    A+ Plaform shoes!Now at a confident 5'4",I'll be making the O face in no time!
    I collect Seattle Pilots autographs, 1969 Topps autographs, Signed Mickey Mantle Home Run History cards and have a JC Martin collection (he was my college Baseball coach)
    Doug
  • kmnortonkmnorton Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭
    Yeah, but he's an original and very clever nut job.
    IWTDMBII


  • << <i>how bout this one!

    A+ Plaform shoes!Now at a confident 5'4",I'll be making the O face in no time! >>



    LMFAO!!
  • Have not laughed so hard in a very long time
  • samspopsamspop Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭
    COOL LAVA LAMP—p.s. noticed a condom inside. Now wondering, what's the "LAVA"?

    This one made me laugh out loud....
  • Tedw9Tedw9 Posts: 1,424 ✭✭
    Wow, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Thanks for posting that link! image
    Looking for Carl Willey items.
  • OMG,
    I've had several people step into my office to see what is so funny !!!!!!
    Page after Page.
    Thanks
    Neil
    Actually Collect Non Sport, but am just so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!
  • ElemenopeoElemenopeo Posts: 2,577 ✭✭

    Did anyone happen to see his latest purchase? LINK

    I guess if your two other most recent purchases are a car-charger mount and a fox terrier figurine, it makes as much sense as anything.

  • I can only imagine the sellers reaction when/if they read their feedback.




    Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh!

    GREAT ITEM! and to answer your query, yes, I do wear "whitee-tightees"

    FYI: When using Cheetos as packing—in the future—I DO prefer the crunchy kind.

    that song—"You Say Tomato and I Say Tomato" make no sense when you write it down

    A+Pipe—I'll fondly remember its previous owner who died HORRIBLY of mouth cancer

    WOW—unreleased copy of OJ Simpson's—"If I Did It", AND the sequel—"So What?"

    Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't beat his wife. A++++

    Reply by bigbusybeeart (Seller)
    Can't wait to show this to my wife :-)!

    They actually PUT THEMSELVES IN THE BOX to insure delivery;boy was i surprised!A+

    As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++


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  • Changed link as it was starting on page 3.
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  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    I liked this one

    as eBay experiences go—this one left me wheezing—sweaty—and slighly bow-legged
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Boooooooooooooooooooo @ itsbarrie

    SELLERS BEWARE -- just plain delusional Seller: itsbarrie ( 3777) Jun-27-06 13:24
    Reply by tryork5ifp (Jun-27-06 14:58):
    awwwww...poow widdle bawwee got mad

    -- (#7245715495)

    Classy response, though image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • as promised—my stools are large, firm, and have no more odor than a warm biscuit
  • AllenAllen Posts: 7,165 ✭✭✭
    the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me
  • Reese3333Reese3333 Posts: 2,407 ✭✭
    A+My 6-yr-old luvs his little pimp outfit-We put on 'superfly' when he dons it.
    Collecting the following autographed sets:
    HOF RC Auto Set
    1955 Topps Football AA
    1950 Bowman Football
    1951 Bowman Football
    1952 Bowman Football

    ebay user- Jolt333
    Please be sure to check out my auctions!
  • kmnortonkmnorton Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭
    The so-called 'skin tag removal kit' was just a pair of nail clippers & a Q-tip!

    My wife and I were pretty much crying after reading this one.
    IWTDMBII
  • packing was so good, I gave up any further attempts to open it after 3 days

    NICE tombstone—will kill myself after work so I can start using it immediatey.A+imageimage
  • clayshooter22clayshooter22 Posts: 727 ✭✭✭
    OMG, yes...just about fell outta my chair!!

    What's even funnier than the feedback? "A+tuna sandwich—well seasoned with a sight hint of genetalia—was that you?"

    The item:

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    Kirby Puckett Master Set
  • downtowndowntown Posts: 671 ✭✭✭
    I think I am gonna start leaving feedback like this too...looks like fun
    I collect Seattle Pilots autographs, 1969 Topps autographs, Signed Mickey Mantle Home Run History cards and have a JC Martin collection (he was my college Baseball coach)
    Doug
  • larryallen73larryallen73 Posts: 6,069 ✭✭✭
    The feedback exchanges, left by others for him, is funny too.


  • << <i>I think I am gonna start leaving feedback like this too...looks like fun >>



    I just started. Not to this extreme at all. Im warming up. Heres my 1st with "personality".

    Card is great. My others are now jealous. Time to throw out the commons.

    Heres a few tame ideas I have for the future....

    This will definately grade a GEM 10.

    Card looks so mint I think he made it.

    Threw in a 1988 Topps Ellis Burks FREE. Thanks !!!

    I only bought this because I liked your name.

    Card came with a free sticker with writing on it, Thanks !!!

    If this prospect doesnt pan out I want my $$ back.

    I thought this would smell like smoke. I collect cards that smell like smoke.

    Happen to have a 1909 Honus Wagner?

    Do you know where I can find any X Husband lots?

    Thanks for the card. If my wife finds out can I have a refund?

    No complains here. Wish I could. I like complaining.






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  • I thought of a few more.....

    Card is serial # 072/500. Its a 1/1 !! Seller didnt mention that !!

    I only bought this to resell it for 2x what I paid. Thanks !!

    I only bid high because Im a sore loser.

    Card was so cheap I think its stolen.

    Wanna go halfs on this Niciraguan deal I heard about?

    Top loader was scratched. I expect better.

    Hey, I thought as a shill bidder I didnt have to pay?

    Did you think I was going to win?

    Will you sell the card I just won from you for me? Im busy.

    I got the card before I paid. Do I still have to?

    Seller accepted food stamps. Thats awesome.

    Refractor was so shiny I got a migrane. Im thinking lawsuit.

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  • Good day,
    I emailed the guy to tell him how funny his stuff was and this was his reply.

    "I don't understand this. All my feedbacks are 100% true and
    serious. I can't, for the life of me, figure out what everyone think's
    so funny."


    - tryork5ifp

    Guy never quits, he's Awesome !!!!!!
    Neil
    Actually Collect Non Sport, but am just so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!
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