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Vote on fate of Bonds balls

I think the proof of Bond's steroid involvement will come in the measuring of his gonads.

It's generally understood that steroids make your hair fall out, you get severe acne and your gonads shrink up to the size of a grape.

I vote they put his balls with William's head!

Now...

you get to vote - where should his balls go?

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Mike

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  • KnucklesKnuckles Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭
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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I think the proof of Bond's steroid involvement will come in the measuring of his gonads.

    It's generally understood that steroids make your hair fall out, you get severe acne and your gonads shrink up to the size of a grape.

    I vote they put his balls with William's head!

    Now...

    you get to vote - where should his balls go?

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    Mike I like you too but gimme a break! That was a spoof thread.....a joke. Thanks for making it such a big deal.

    The next time I start a thread I'll make sure to talk about some guys balls or possibly when I would be taking my next dump......oh wait, you did those already, sorry.

    Like I said, I have no problem with you but judging from your record of threads I think this a little hypocritical ....dont ya think?

    I edited it for you guys but it has since disappeared.

    Thanks




  • rube26105rube26105 Posts: 10,225 ✭✭
    give them to rev al sharpton or jessie jackson to put in their churches,wait ,they dont have churches lol-anybody else ever catch that?
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>actually eagleeye did the- when will i take my next dump, i remember that one !i lostimage >>



    Hangover ones are the best. Flush out all of that bad stuff.

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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>actually eagleeye did the- when will i take my next dump, i remember that one !i lostimage >>



    Actually Randy there was two of them done. EagleEye was first though.
  • TNTonPMSTNTonPMS Posts: 2,279 ✭✭
    Joey , you know what to do . . .

    Put his Pukin balls in the vise !
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Matt

    I know you have some "feelings" right now.

    And only you can sort them out.

    Comparing this kind of thread to what you posted is just plain off the chart.

    One thing is a play on words - and everyone knows what the physiology is of steroids.

    To compare this with the post you made is unfair.

    But, I'll tell ya what?

    Perhaps my posts have upset a "silent" group?

    I can see that.

    It will be my last in that category.

    I try to keep my hypocrisy to a minimum - so I'll take your advice.

    mike
    Mike
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Matt


    Comparing this kind of thread to what you posted is just plain off the chart.

    mike >>



    Mike please tell me why? Is it because it's your thread? No matter how you spin it, talking about some dudes balls is not any worse. You were kidding, as was I

    Also how about your taking adump thread? Is that comparable. I say yes it was equally offensive.

    Plain and simple, I post stuff sometimes that I should not , I admit that, but for you to sit there and judge me on that post is wrong.

  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Matt


    Comparing this kind of thread to what you posted is just plain off the chart.

    mike >>



    Mike please tell me why? Is it because it's your thread? No matter how you spin it, talking about some dudes balls is not any worse. You were kidding, as was I

    Also how about your taking adump thread? Is that comparable. I say yes it was equally offensive.

    Plain and simple, I post stuff sometimes that I should not , I admit that, but for you to sit there and judge me on that post is wrong. >>

    Matt

    I agree with you to a degree and I've posted a separate thread to apologize for that aspect.

    But to compare ball and dumps to RACISM is not gonna fly and trust me - there's more that see it that way than not.

    If you can't see that - anything I say after this is not gonna help.

    So, I'm done with this topic - if you can't see this as a racist parody - there's no way I'm gonna convince you.

    mike
    Mike
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i> if you can't see this as a racist parody - there's no way I'm gonna convince you.

    mike >>



    I agree with you to a degree as well Mike. The key word is "parody" as you said above. A joke thats all. I watched an Emmitt Smith roast once where Jamie Fox was ripping on white peolple, black people, whoever. People were rolling on the floor laughing white and blacks. You know why? It was funny! They knew it was out of fun as was my post.

    If people cant see that then I dont know what to say.
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I agree with you to a degree as well Mike. The key word is "parody" as you said above. A joke thats all. I watched an Emmitt Smith roast once where Jamie Fox was ripping on white peolple, black people, whoever. People were rolling on the floor laughing white and blacks. You know why? It was funny! They knew it was out of fun as was my post.

    If people cant see that then I dont know what to say. >>



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyald5tqM8E

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAV898pqmIE
    ·p_A·
  • originalisbestoriginalisbest Posts: 5,971 ✭✭✭✭
    I'm lost here, but that's OK.
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i> if you can't see this as a racist parody - there's no way I'm gonna convince you.

    mike >>



    I agree with you to a degree as well Mike. The key word is "parody" as you said above. A joke thats all. I watched an Emmitt Smith roast once where Jamie Fox was ripping on white peolple, black people, whoever. People were rolling on the floor laughing white and blacks. You know why? It was funny! They knew it was out of fun as was my post.

    If people cant see that then I dont know what to say. >>

    Good point Matt.

    But - big difference - the venue!

    Where they were and who's doin' the joking.

    You took a picture of a proud family unit and made an OUT OF CONTEXT racial joke all just to fit the syntax of another thread.

    Hardly the same IMO.

    mike
    Mike
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i> if you can't see this as a racist parody - there's no way I'm gonna convince you.

    mike >>



    I agree with you to a degree as well Mike. The key word is "parody" as you said above. A joke thats all. I watched an Emmitt Smith roast once where Jamie Fox was ripping on white peolple, black people, whoever. People were rolling on the floor laughing white and blacks. You know why? It was funny! They knew it was out of fun as was my post.

    If people cant see that then I dont know what to say. >>

    Good point Matt.

    But - big difference - the venue!

    Where they were and who's doin' the joking.

    You took a picture of a proud family unit and made an OUT OF CONTEXT racial joke all just to fit the syntax of another thread.

    Hardly the same IMO.

    mike >>



    Ah The old "OUT OF CONTEXT" qoute. Cearly taking a dump and posting about it is much more in context.

    Whatever Mike. Care to guess my next bowel movement?
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Matt

    I tried to reason with you - I conceded that some of my threads could be considered gross and in poor taste.

    I've never complained about those kinds of threads.

    Now for all - my best friend is Black and his wife is White - I emailed him this thread and he read it.

    He wasn't impressed Matt - and he's got a great sense of humor about who he is and how he fits in globally on this planet.

    You've decided to make this personal - fire away.

    It's a crying shame that you couldn't see the difference.

    And, the thread is gone but I didn't reply until Abe asked why people were accepting this! And two others made indirect comments.

    I decided to bring it out because people were defending it.

    For those who can't see the difference between what is fair humor and what isn't?

    There's not much I can do.

    mike
    Mike
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>You've decided to make this personal - fire away. >>



    Your kidding right? I come home from work and you posted to my thread at least 4 times about how wrong it was before I could even reply.

    You in fact made this personal being that you took offense to it because your best friend is black and married to white woman.

    Your dont see that? You yourself told me you saw "red" when you read it. Doesnt that tell you something?





  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    Personally, I don't care for this particular brand of humor. Potty talk about testicles? Disgusting.
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>You've decided to make this personal - fire away. >>



    Your kidding right? I come home from work and you posted to my thread at least 4 times about how wrong it was before I could even reply.

    You in fact made this personal being that you took offense to it because your best friend is black and married to white woman.

    Your dont see that? You yourself told me you saw "red" when you read it. Doesnt that tell you something? >>

    Sure.

    It tells me I know a RACIST remark/joke when I see it.

    And, believe me Matt - there's many who saw it the same way.

    My posts were in response to others that responded - and not to you.

    I was NOT the first to challenge this thread.

    Abe asked if people were accepting this?

    And I - then with the ice broke - said: NO!

    I was angry at the thread - NOT you.

    But now? I could pass on the way you're trying to put me on the same level as your parody with my gross-jokes.

    Not the same - and never will Matt.

    mike
    Mike
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>But now? I could pass on the way you're trying to put me on the same level as your parody with my gross-jokes. >>



    Yes your right. Talking about someone's sac going to the hall of fame or dedicating a thread to when your next dump will come is so much better.

    I will admit, I do some dumb stuff but some guy ripping me that does the same kinda thing doesnt fly with me.

    I remember your dump thread, I read some of it and didnt reply to it. Even though it was disgusting it was funny. Did I pitch a fit about it on the board? No.

    You know why? I know you. You like to kid and joke.

    People here know me, especially you Mike. You knew I was kidding but took it personally.




  • originalisbestoriginalisbest Posts: 5,971 ✭✭✭✭
    Prolly would be more productive to further this with PMs - since I'm still lost as hell.
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Prolly would be more productive to further this with PMs - since I'm still lost as hell. >>




    Im done with this. I wont be replying any more.

    Tonya wants to watch a movie plus she has red hair (said that just for you stown)image



  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>But now? I could pass on the way you're trying to put me on the same level as your parody with my gross-jokes. >>



    Yes your right. Talking about someone's sac going to the hall of fame or dedicating a thread to when your next dump will come is so much better.

    I will admit, I do some dumb stuff but some guy ripping me that does the same kinda thing doesnt fly with me.

    I remember your dump thread, I read some of it and didnt reply to it. Even though it was disgusting it was funny. Did I pitch a fit about it on the board? No.

    You know why? I know you. You like to kid and joke.

    People here know me, especially you Mike. You knew I was kidding but took it personally. >>

    You did reply in it Matt.

    My contest.

    I get it - you think that a joke is a joke and there's no boundries.

    You're just better than I.

    What can I say?

    mike
    Mike
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>plus she has red hair (said that just for you stown)image >>



    +1 for red hair.

    I'm going out with another one next week image

    That makes three in just under two months.

    Good times.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    Woops I forgot about that Mike.

    Im not better than you, never even thought that. Like I said before I have done and said some dumb stuff but for you to judge me on that is wrong when you do the same kinda thing.

    I have no problem with posts about poop, balls or whatever but for you to call me out for what I did is hypocracy, plain and simple. If you cant see that your blind.

    I only kept dragging up your posts because you were saying mine was so bad.

    Seems like you are the one that thinks very high of himself, not me.



    edit: I guess what I was thinking Mike is that I didnt take part in the contest but confused that with not posting to it.





  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    Im done arguing Mike.

    Have a good night

    Matt
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • Stone193Stone193 Posts: 24,449 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Im done arguing Mike.

    Have a good night

    Matt >>

    Same here Matt.

    In closing - I didn't chose to judge you - I said TWICE in the thread that I didn't think you were a racist or anything like that.

    I said - I thought the thread was insensitive at best and that "some" could construe it as racist - as Stown conceded when he jumped in.

    We both like to joke - we both like to post - we both want to be liked and accepted.

    I still feel that way - and I conceded in a separate apology that I could have upset some with some of my threads and in that sense - if ya want to say I was hypocritical? Then yes. I could've shut up.

    I only said something after Abe asked if people agree with this thread.

    A apologize - as I did before - for the strong words - I still think you can post all that good humor - but some stuff won't fly here.

    And, BTW - I don't think it's ok at roasts, HBO or comedy shops for anyone to poke fun in that way where others will not get the difference.

    You have no idea what some of my friends in the Army went thru around the country with the situation I just outlined.

    Take care - and I really hope you know - in no way to I consider us enemies.
    mike
    Mike
  • I'm sure this will all blow over. You're both great guys.
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