NFC East Joke of the night / 18 yr's of age or older
CowboyDad
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If it's not appropriate for this forum lmk and i'll remove . I of course thought it was funny
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cowboys
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Giants fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
but with some grumbling, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it
over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer
arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Cowboys
cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Giants
cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then
lifted the Eagles cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.The Eagles fan
was becoming annoyed and asked, 'What are you, a pervert or something? Why
do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?' 'Well,' said the
officer, 'I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a
Eagles cap... you find an a$$hole.
No offense Eagle fans , all in good fun ;-)
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cowboys
fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Giants fan
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
but with some grumbling, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it
over her girly part. The police were called and when the first officer
arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Cowboys
cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Giants
cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then
lifted the Eagles cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.The Eagles fan
was becoming annoyed and asked, 'What are you, a pervert or something? Why
do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?' 'Well,' said the
officer, 'I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a
Eagles cap... you find an a$$hole.
No offense Eagle fans , all in good fun ;-)
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