Forrest Gump Needs My Help

chb · September 4, 2007 12:47PM

Message received through ebay: "i am trying to figure out how much my photo is worth of sugar ray. thank you."

Aside from the fact that I don't give appraisals, what photo?! Sugar Ray Leonard, Sugar Ray Robinson, the band Sugar Ray? Maybe just a snapshot of your buddy down the street who likes to be called Sugar Ray (real name Herbert Lichtenstein)?

I guess about $20 Forrest. Now run.

Ebay people wear me out.

Thanks for letting me rant.

lawnmowerman · September 4, 2007 12:50PM

I'm not a smart man....but I do know what love is Jenny.

Clemaz · September 4, 2007 12:51PM

Stupid is as stupid does.

gotsparks09 · September 4, 2007 2:44PM

Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.

rube26105 · September 4, 2007 4:51PM

ha-email him back and say "careful with that ax eugene"-pink floyd -maybe hes talking about richard pryor as sugar ray in the movie with him/murry/and redd foxx?cant remember the name ,but it was funny
randy

dizzle · September 4, 2007 5:04PM

<< <i>ha-email him back and say "careful with that ax eugene"-pink floyd -maybe hes talking about richard pryor as sugar ray in the movie with him/murry/and redd foxx?cant remember the name ,but it was funny
randy >>

ah..Harlem Nights. Thats a great movie Rube.

yankeeno7 · September 4, 2007 6:02PM

"Mama always said her box was like a chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get!"

rube26105 · September 4, 2007 6:08PM

harlem nights thats it, "you shot off my pinky toe!!!!"

2dueces · September 4, 2007 10:55PM

Everyone said it was a million dollar wound, but the Army must keep that money cause I ain't seen a nickle of that million dollars.

sagard · September 4, 2007 10:58PM

It sounds like someone is phishing for your information.

Stingray · September 4, 2007 11:37PM

BobaFett72 · September 5, 2007 12:01AM

ugh. forrest lump.

LOL. I didn enjoy the movie, but no way in hell it wins the Oscar over Pulp Fiction.
Biggest travesty in recent Oscar history.

chaz43 · September 5, 2007 4:23AM

TOM HANKS REALLY REALLY SUCKS !!! MOST OVER RATED, OVERPAID, BORING ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF FILMS !!!! chaz

rube26105 · September 5, 2007 6:30AM

ive never saw it come to think of it!!!

artimus · September 5, 2007 7:32AM

hanks was good in green mile too.......

mtcards · September 5, 2007 7:40AM

When I get outta da army, Im goin into da shrimpin bidness.

perkdog · September 5, 2007 7:53AM

<< <i>TOM HANKS REALLY REALLY SUCKS !!! MOST OVER RATED, OVERPAID, BORING ACTOR IN THE HISTORY OF FILMS !!!! chaz >>

Cmon man! Forrest Gump and Saving Private Ryan were cool movies!

Bosox1976 · September 5, 2007 9:58AM

Loved the fact that Sally Fields was Hanks' girlfriend in Punchline, but had to play his mother in Forest Gump.

chb · September 5, 2007 11:02AM

<< <i>Loved the fact that Sally Fields was Hanks' girlfriend in Punchline, but had to play his mother in Forest Gump. >>

That never really occurred to me before--that is classic!

OSClabs · September 5, 2007 11:15AM

"fried shimp... boiled shrimp... shrimp salad... shrimp gumbo... "

Forrest Gump Needs My Help

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