Contest, Bonds R/C -RANDY, send address plz

Ladder7

Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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kcballboy

I would try, but I don't stand a chance angainst cdsnuts thread poofing jokes.

FavreFan1971

My Favorites lately have been Chuck Norris jokes.


Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Ladder7

PS, This is to acknowledge the biggest deal in Baseball history and those are small pistacio nut shells... Whatcha got?

lawnmowerman

<< <i>Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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"It was worth all my marbles"

Stingray

<< <i>Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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*___If you had a rubber band you might have yourself a jockstrap!!! >>

HeritageAddict

Caption: "What do these empty shells and Barry Bonds have in common? No Nuts"

yankeeno7

"Hey Righty! Its about time we shrunk enough to break free from Bonds! Yeah, Lefty! Now lets go smoke a blunt!"

lawnmowerman

<< <i>Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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"Hey hairy, how come you dont hang around here much anymore"?

lawnmowerman

<< <i>Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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"Loved you in Beetlejuice"

CDsNuts

"I think the URL is pilfhunter.com. Go jump on 'P', I got the 'I'."

RipublicaninMass

They're right, we're both a little nuts

HeritageAddict

"Uncle Gregs Magic Muscle Cream, a little dab will do you."

yankeeno7

<< <i>Make me really laugh out loud, but keep it clean please... Yoda my African Grey parrot will be the judge;



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AHHHHH! Nothing better than a good close shave!

Estil

C: Hey, you wanna see?
X: See what?
C: Hee hee, you wanna see??
X: Sure!
C: I'M SITTING ON A C!!!
X: ......

Elemenopeo

"I'm tellin' ya, you're gonna fit right in. Any nutjob with a keyboard can post on these forums."

kmnorton

If we can get just get a "T" between us, it's party time.

Knuckles

Love the Chuck Norris jokes.. they get me every time.. just like d*ck in a box

MachoMuchacho

this is what ecstasy does to you...

(xdc on keyboard...)

BunchOBull

A few of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

-Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard.
-Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his own dad did.
-Chuck Norris was driving down Route 66, saw a family of motorists stranded on the side of the highway. Being a good natured man, Chuck stopped, p*ssed in their gas tank, and they haven't had to fill up in over 3500 miles.
-As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.


I'll think of a caption later.

rube26105

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<<barry looking down one day"holy *hit my balls be bald and they be white like michael jacson!" >>
now thats damn funny right there lol
randy

BunchOBull

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My Entry:

Shell 1: "So this is what heaven's like?"
Shell 2: "W-E-R-D"

BunchOBull

Is it just me or do these shells resemble Mark McGwire and Mikhail Gorbachev, respectively?

Ladder7

Though, I was hoping for more Barry bashing, so far, the XTC joke guy is tops.

Chuck Norris, Heck of an actor though.

Stingray

Ok a retry.


What do we have in common with Barry Bonds,


we are both missing our nuts!!

BobaFett72

1st. are those chuck norris jokes intentionally not funny ?

2nd. the most obvious caption is...


wakka, wakka, wakka wakka....please don't tell Ms.Pacman I'm cheating on her...

rube26105

ok retry-bonds-"my bald balls match my bald head word up,check it coach"
still think barry nuts lookiing like michael jacsons is funny lol
randy

Ladder7

my ineligible entry;


"We may be Barry's wittle cajones, but we're still bigger than Commisioner Selig's!"

FavreFan1971

"C" what happens when we have unprotected "X" together.

Knuckles

Knuckles

baseballfan

what did one of bond's nuts say to the other??

hey, i told you we were getting smaller and he was getting bigger but you didn't listen, you just kept swimming in that flackseed oil ...

rube26105

this is bonds' nuts singing to the tune of taps-(the day baseball died)-"we're barry's nuts,look us us,stuck to a putz,who has no guts,just look at us,we are nuts"
soon avalable on itunes and soundtracks in reputible nuthouses around the world

rube26105

the nuts-" we crushed the W-R-E-C'D"(record) said D-R-E-W the left nut to R-E-X on the right

Ladder7

Randy, you're getting closer with the Taps entry. The other entry reeked of un-PC.

mreuter

"I hope you didn't pay too much for this Xtasy, because I'm not feeling a thing"

Hey, Barry's arms got bigger by rubbing creme on them, it can't hurt to rub Xtasy on his nuts.

Stingray

What did one nut say to the other nut??

Look at the D in the middle!!

gumbyfan

"I thought he was joking when he said he'd give up his nuts for the record!"

rube26105

one nut to the other-"i know we should have played with that guy from the denver nuggets"!

Ladder7

Ironman Randy is the weiner! *Not because I laughed the loudest, but because of his 37 entries and I had to stop this madness.

Send along your address... Steve F