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shagrotn77shagrotn77 Posts: 5,617 ✭✭✭✭
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Apparently he's fine. What did he expect to happen though, with a last name like...

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"My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Our childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When we were insolent we were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really."

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  • GonblottGonblott Posts: 1,951 ✭✭
    Reminds me of the movie "Happy Gilmore", the guy loses his arm to a one eye gator.
  • mkg809mkg809 Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    I always hope to get attacked by the beer girl but it never happens.

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  • lostdart58lostdart58 Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭
    Man gets attacked by gator playing golf



    hhhhmmm... a golf playing gator?? What's his handicap?
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  • gameusedhoopgameusedhoop Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>hhhhmmm... a golf playing gator?? What's his handicap? >>



    Really short arms of course.
  • shagrotn77shagrotn77 Posts: 5,617 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>hhhhmmm... a golf playing gator?? What's his handicap? >>



    I dunno, but I hear he likes birdies.
    "My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Our childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When we were insolent we were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really."
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    awesome.. i love florida.. that dude shouldve stayed in tennessee..
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  • envoy98envoy98 Posts: 4,000 ✭✭
    I played golf in Florida and, like a dumba$$ I was walking on the shoreline trying to see a gator. Not the smartest thing I've ever done, but I wanted to see a damn gator in the wild! It was like a damn safari to me. There was a small one in a cage at the mini-golf place, but that just didnt' quite do it for me. image
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    i pissed one off a couple months ago i was walking back from lunch and i had an almost empty drink in my hand, it was mostly ice left.. i saw this little gator out laying in the sun beside a creek so i threw some ice at him.. he kinda got aggravated and bowed up at me and started hissing, but i threw the rest of my ice at him and he just slid into the water..

    he was kinda small though and far enough away that i wasnt worried about him kicking my ass..
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  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭
    That's why I carry flashbang grenades when I golf. It scares the begeezus out of em.
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  • TrailerParkBoyTrailerParkBoy Posts: 44
    I guess when life hands this guy a gator, he makes gatorade.
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Gators are freaking everywhere in FL, especially in JAX.. It's like they only see a stray cat/dog roaming the streets. Their mentality is "If I don't mess with it, it won't mess with me."

    I saw one when I was down there and almost sharted in my drawers image
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  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    on a related note, i watched FULL season of White Rapper yesterday.

    started slow, ended fast. i liked it, especially when the chick had dehydration from doing a little bit of exercise!

    rasta clot hear dat!

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  • envoy98envoy98 Posts: 4,000 ✭✭
    lol Julen...what the hell did that say? LMAO

    This thread is great too.
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  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭


    << <i>on a related note, i watched FULL season of White Rapper yesterday.

    started slow, ended fast. i liked it, especially when the chick had dehydration from doing a little bit of exercise!

    rasta clot hear dat!

    julen >>



    That show makes me so proud. Nothing like seeing a bunch of hard core suburban white kids slingin beats about kickin it on da mean streetz.
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  • handymanhandyman Posts: 5,396 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man, golf is getting as violent as football.
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