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metalmikemetalmike Posts: 2,152 ✭✭
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Last month at The Reds game at Great American...ballpark I met a sweet woman but....actually the truth is 2 women. Sisters who are conjoined. If you have no clue about this I suggest Google. I have no clue what to do about this! One sister is ok with my party all the time attitude and one sister hates me! I need advised...how can I convince both honeys to dig me?
USN 1977-1987 * ALL cards are commons unless auto'd. Buying Britneycards. NWO for life.

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  • theczartheczar Posts: 1,590 ✭✭
    I think you need to find a brother to get conjoined with that way you could have another personality more suited for her. Just a thought, but they making some terrific advances in surgeries nowadays . Whatever you choose keep us up to date.

    Are you thinking marriage?
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭

    Convince the one that likes you to tell the other one to just turn around and be quiet.

    Nobody likes to feel as if they're always being watched.

    So without being too graphic, how conjoined are they?

    Did they have to buy two tickets?
  • PubliusPublius Posts: 1,306 ✭✭
    I suggest taking them both out to dinner, some wine, soft music, back to your place and pop in this movie. Imagine the fun postions.

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    My Steve Largent Master Set
  • onlyanumberonlyanumber Posts: 2,433
    Sounds like if you get lucky with one of them, it'll be an unexpected threesome!!!
    Next MONTH? So he's saying that if he wins, the best-case scenario is that he'll be paying for it two weeks after the auction ends?

    Forget blocking him; find out where he lives and go punch him in the nuts. --WalterSobchak 9/12/12



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    Looking for Al Hrabosky and any OPC Dave Campbells (the ESPN guy)
  • scooter729scooter729 Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭
    God bless the posts at 2:43 AM on a Saturday night - they provide fantastic Sunday morning entertainment!
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