Quotes on the back of cards

This one seemed particularly mean:
(Norris Hopper - 2007 Topps #571) Norris played his first MLB game in 2006 - then got played himself. After he hit his first homer on 9/22, the game was rained out with the Reds leading in the bottom of the fifth. His teammates played a gag and convinced him his bomb wouldn't count. "He was about crying that it wasn't a legal game, and I told him there's no crying in baseball," laughed Juan Castro.
Anybody got a funny/stupid/favorite to share?
(Norris Hopper - 2007 Topps #571) Norris played his first MLB game in 2006 - then got played himself. After he hit his first homer on 9/22, the game was rained out with the Reds leading in the bottom of the fifth. His teammates played a gag and convinced him his bomb wouldn't count. "He was about crying that it wasn't a legal game, and I told him there's no crying in baseball," laughed Juan Castro.
Anybody got a funny/stupid/favorite to share?
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One cartoon on the back of a 50's Topps card showed a guy at the plate talking to the catcher after a fastball came in saying--" If i could see the ball, I'd hit it!!"
My favorite was out of a local newspaper years ago. A catcher behind home plate had 3 batters laying on the ground around home plate. The catcher yelled out to the pitcher " Way to go Charlie!! 3 up, 3 down!!".
This one isnt too exciting and sorry for the blurry scan. Anyone have a better one? Its a rare card so I dont have a clearer pic. Mentions his drug abuse.
umm....
answer: "no it meens your a cinch to get out" old school terms ya gotta love it.
"In 1950 I was shot by a deranged girl"...
I would scan a copy of this card if I COULD FIND IT! If you are fortunate enough to have this card check it out. Hilarious! I'm glad that he overcame being shot by some chick though.