Basketball autos....any idea of who these are?

TZAHL

Ball with autos

CDsNuts

I think this had its place in the "Ridiculous" thread. It looks like some guy took a ball and went to town with a magic marker. Although that one auto looks like it could be Bill Brasky.....

TZAHL

"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"

pandrews

his description insinuates something about fondling balls..

CDsNuts

Bill Brasky stood 9 foot 11, weighed 465 lbs. and I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury.

pandrews

CDsNuts is correct though about one of the auto's being Bill Brasky..

CDsNuts

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

CDsNuts

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

baseballfanatic

Every kid on this field was fathered by Bill Brasky!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

He did all the makeup on the Planet of the Apes movies.

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.

Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

Brasky named the group Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.

Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I were in a production of The King and I? Anyway, on opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

41GoudeyGuy

On the serious side...

I think that is a 1990-1991 Los Angeles Lakers autographed team ball. The autographs that look are the most suggestive are Mike Dunleavy, Bill Bertke, James Worthy and Irving Thomas. If so it should have a Magic Johnson auto somewhere on there also.

stown

Bill Brasky is no Chuck Norris.

Chuck can cure cancer with his tears. Problem is, he never cries.