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12 milllion dollar!
I just received this email with the wonderful news!
Malik Ahmed
Email: malikahmed@voila.fr
Dear Seemann,
BELIEVE AND TRUST
I am Manager Malik Ahmed. I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, this may come to you as a Surprise as we have not met before. But I can trust a Person of your caliber.
The intended business is thus, I am the Personal Account Manager to Mr. Joseph Seemann a Foreigner resident here in Nigeria, he was an oil consultant/Contractor with the government parastatals.
Mr. Joseph Seemann died from an automobile accident, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in the accident along Lagos/Ibaban Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I have to be sincere and honest with you, I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by Spring Bank Plc where these huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Spring Bank Plc where the deceased had an (fixed) account valued at about (USD 26.5 million dollars).
Consequently, The Spring Bank Plc issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the the next 21 official working days. since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now, please I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same surname, so that the proceeds of this account valued at (USD26.5 million dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.
(1) 45% for you as the account owner
(2) 50% for I
(3) 5% will be set aside to defray all incidental expenses both locally and internationally during the cause of this transaction.
I know that you may not relate to my late client but I contact you on this transaction based on the fact that you share the same surname with my late client, it will be very easy to convince the bank since I have the necessary documents to backup the claim. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
As soon as you agree to co-operate with me, I will meet with the officials of our Spring Bank Plc and present your information as the next of kin to my late client together with some relevant documents, they will just go ahead and pay the money into your account and I will come over to your country for the sharing of the fund.
Please get in touch with me on my Email: malikahmed@voila.fr, to enable us discuss further. please if you are not ready to transact this business with me, tell me so that I will look for other alternative to get this money from the Bank.
Yours faithfully,
Malik Ahmed.
I just received this email with the wonderful news!
Malik Ahmed
Email: malikahmed@voila.fr
Dear Seemann,
BELIEVE AND TRUST
I am Manager Malik Ahmed. I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, this may come to you as a Surprise as we have not met before. But I can trust a Person of your caliber.
The intended business is thus, I am the Personal Account Manager to Mr. Joseph Seemann a Foreigner resident here in Nigeria, he was an oil consultant/Contractor with the government parastatals.
Mr. Joseph Seemann died from an automobile accident, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in the accident along Lagos/Ibaban Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.
I have to be sincere and honest with you, I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by Spring Bank Plc where these huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Spring Bank Plc where the deceased had an (fixed) account valued at about (USD 26.5 million dollars).
Consequently, The Spring Bank Plc issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the the next 21 official working days. since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now, please I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same surname, so that the proceeds of this account valued at (USD26.5 million dollars) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.
(1) 45% for you as the account owner
(2) 50% for I
(3) 5% will be set aside to defray all incidental expenses both locally and internationally during the cause of this transaction.
I know that you may not relate to my late client but I contact you on this transaction based on the fact that you share the same surname with my late client, it will be very easy to convince the bank since I have the necessary documents to backup the claim. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
As soon as you agree to co-operate with me, I will meet with the officials of our Spring Bank Plc and present your information as the next of kin to my late client together with some relevant documents, they will just go ahead and pay the money into your account and I will come over to your country for the sharing of the fund.
Please get in touch with me on my Email: malikahmed@voila.fr, to enable us discuss further. please if you are not ready to transact this business with me, tell me so that I will look for other alternative to get this money from the Bank.
Yours faithfully,
Malik Ahmed.
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<< <i>Oh Yeah! >>
Yeah, I was a little fast on the trigger
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If you sell the dog, the house , maybe the lawn equipment, maybe even start a Paris Hilton prison line of clothes, Matt these may be easier that this text book nigerian offer. Hows mom and baby to be doing ?
My eBay Store
BigCrumbs! I made over $250 last year!
I was informed by e-mail (luckily I caught it in my bulk folder before deleting) that I won the Irish lottery.
How come I never get any cool mail like that .
A person that shares my exact name is the Vice President of Wachovia, last time I checked .
<< <i>
<< <i>Oh Yeah! >>
Yeah, I was a little fast on the trigger
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAWN!
<< <i>
Hide the checkbook and credit cards Tonya.
Man, I can't even get Paypal to give me the rebate I registered for months ago and you guys get offers of vast riches from around the globe.
And don't ask me about the deadbeat seller that I'm about to file on with Ebay and Paypal.
ebay i.d. clydecoolidge - Lots of vintage stars and HOFers, raw, condition fully disclosed.
<< <i>Hows mom and baby to be doing ? >>
I went into preterm labor almost 3weeks ago so I have been in the hospital on strict bedrest since then. I will be here until the bambino is born (about 5-6 more weeks). I also have developed a crazy rash if you're interested
I have the laptop here to keep me busy and Matt and girls come see me almost everyday. Overall I am doing pretty good, just can't wait to get home.
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<< <i>Hows mom and baby to be doing ? >>
I also have developed a crazy rash if you're interested
>>
Thanks for the heads up. I will be staying home until you clear up
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<< <i>+1 for a LMM and LMMW sightings
As well as LWMM
Looking for Jonny Gomes cards, especially Triple Threads and printing plates. Will consider all cards, though. Got something? Contact me at c_u_l_1@yahoo.com
<< <i>you guys get offers of vast riches from around the globe >>
+ 1 as well for Keith using the term "vast riches"
It just has a nice ring to it
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I just won another overseas lottery. (NeRtherlands, which I guess is near the Netherlands) Just gotta send in my bank info.
PRIME LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
===================
Ref: BTL/491OXI/04
Batch: 12/25/0304
===================
ATTENTION.
Good day, we announce to you the draw of the Nertherlands
International programs held on the 1st of June 2007 in London. Your
e-mail
Address with serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky
numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd category.You have been
approved to claim a total sum of 2,500,000.00(Two million, five
hundred thousand,euros) in cash credited to file
RPC/9080118308/04 made available from a total cash prize of £125
Million
euros. You were randomly selected for the online version from world
wide web
sites through a computer drawn system extracted from
over 100,000 companies. Please note that your lucky winning number
falls
within our booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our
play coupon. In view of this, your £2,500,000.00 (Two million, five
hundred thousand,euros}
would be released to you by our affiliate bank as
soon as you establish contact.To file for your claim, contact our
fiduciary agent via the below details;
==================================
AGENT: Mr. Van Haans
E-mail: claimdpt3@yahoo.com
Phone:+31643886004
=================================
You are hereby advised to send us the following;
1.Full names...................................
2.Residential address..........................
3.Phone number.................................
4.Fax number...................................
5.Occupation...................................
6.Sex..........................................
7.Age..........................................
8.Nationality..................................
9.Email Address................................
10.Batch number............................
11.Serial number.............................
12.Ref . number................................
================================
Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You
are to keep all lotto information away from the general public
especially your reference numbers.(This is important as a case of
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will not be entertained). Members of the affiliate agencies are
automatically not allowed to participate in this program.
CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE MEMBERS AND STAFF OF PRIME LOTTERY INT'L.
Faithfully,
Micheal Ronin, Esq.
<< <i>Lightning strikes twice!
I just won another overseas lottery. (NeRtherlands, which I guess is near the Netherlands) Just gotta send in my bank info.
PRIME LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
===================
Ref: BTL/491OXI/04
Batch: 12/25/0304
===================
ATTENTION.
Good day, we announce to you the draw of the Nertherlands
International programs held on the 1st of June 2007 in London. Your
e-mail
Address with serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky
numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery in the
2nd category.You have been
approved to claim a total sum of 2,500,000.00(Two million, five
hundred thousand,euros) in cash credited to file
RPC/9080118308/04 made available from a total cash prize of £125
Million
>>
No fair! Your getting 113 million more than I am!
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is this the second time you won money Matt?
<< <i>deja-vu....
is this the second time you won money Matt? >>
Yeah, but the last time was when I found 10 bucks in the Eckard Drug store's parking lot.
I can buy alot more stuff this time around.
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FROM: Patrick K.W Chan
(hk.patrickchan898@yahoo.com.hk)
Good Day,
I am Mr. Patrick Chan Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer of
the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Hong Kong. I have a very lucrative Business
proposal worth of 30,000,000.00 USD.
An Iraqi named Hosam Hassan who was with the Iraqi forces and also a
business man made a fixed deposit of 30,000,000.00 USD . Upon maturity
several notices was sent to him, even during the war,four years ago
(2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no
response came from him. We later find out that Hosam Hassan and his family
had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home at
Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was. My suggestion to you is that
I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the NEXT OF KIN to Hosam
Hassan so that you will be able to receive his funds.
Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we
shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you, Should you be
interested please send me information’s below,
(1) Your Name
(2) Date of Birth
(3) Resident Address
(4) Private phone number
And I will prefer you to reach me privately and securely on my personal
email address below,
E-MAIL: hk.patrickchan898@yahoo.com.hk
I will update you with further information as soon as I hear positively
from you.
Regards,
Mr. Patrick K.W Chan.
(hk.patrickchan898@yahoo.com.hk)
Your gonna be one rich dude
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