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morton going down.... 1 round tko

julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
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is dennis rodman really necessary to b ambassador of k1 fighting?

where is the sexy lady announcer? telecasts include bill goldberg, is he mma fighter now?

wonder if joe rogan is watching at home w/ his 3 ebony divas and his mahogany sofa.

julen
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RIP GURU

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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    UNBELIEVABLE, he';s still asleep..
    ·p_A·
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    he lasted about 5 seconds.. and is asleep for 3 minutes so far..
    ·p_A·
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    in fact, he might be dead..
    ·p_A·
  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    yikes.

    i got bent and came in and the fight was over?

    sheep jumping..... bah bah bah

    julen
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  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    i hope he self medicates tonite,

    he will have a defcon level headache manana

    julen
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    carried out on a stretcher..
    ·p_A·
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092 ✭
    Who beat him, Herman Moore?

    Lee
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Post youtube/videos, please.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    nice fight there.

    korean tougher than nailz

    julen
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  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    early fights definitely the best.

    morton ko devistatin'.

    it's a long way to the top...

    julen
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    morton has also been indefinitely suspended by the CSAC for refusing to take his post-fight piss test..
    ·p_A·
  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    i will never diss a comedian again.

    julen
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  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    comedians > nfl players
    ·p_A·
  • shagrotn77shagrotn77 Posts: 5,617 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>morton has also been indefinitely suspended by the CSAC for refusing to take his post-fight piss test.. >>



    There's no way he got that jacked up on protein shakes and flaxseed oil. The guy was obviously chemically enhanced. Lot of good it did him too. LOL.
    "My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Our childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When we were insolent we were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard really."
  • DaBigHurtDaBigHurt Posts: 1,066 ✭✭
    Maybe they should put an asterisk next to his loss? image
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    GO MARLINS! Home of the best fans in baseball!!
  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    no asterisk, i dont think he'll EVER do this foolishness again.

    i am surprised he didn't knock himself out, he was soooo nervous.

    i wonder who he had to bribe to fight anyway, he was the very 1st fight, so promoters knew he would b filler at best.

    julen
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  • pomobileclkpomobileclk Posts: 224 ✭✭✭
    Its already on YouTube

    This is the 5 minute version
    Ackah vs Morton
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  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    morton pulls a dread lock off his opponents head right b4 sleepytown.

    hilarious

    julen
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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Its already on YouTube

    This is the 5 minute version
    Ackah vs Morton >>



    Thank you!

    He was out cold turkey just from a straight right?!?

    Henceforth, he should be known as Glass Jaw Johnnie image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092 ✭
    In a stunning turn of events, Ackah just declared he will try out for the Lions at WR this year.

    Lee
  • elsnortoelsnorto Posts: 2,012 ✭✭
    Brock Lesnar did a BIT better his first time out it would appear. This guy is a freakin' monster... wrestled in college, then put on a show in the WWE or one of the others. I think he tried out for the Vikes at one point too, so we can call him a football player and save some face for Mr. Morton.... who probably is wishing for a new face right about now.

    Snorto~
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭


    << <i>morton has also been indefinitely suspended by the CSAC for refusing to take his post-fight piss test.. >>



    He was physically unable to provide a sample.

    His d!$k was still in the dirt.
  • julen23julen23 Posts: 4,558 ✭✭
    his testicles have long since descended (ala ken caminiti)

    i think i saw his dick next to the dreadlock he sissyfiedly ripped off the comedian's head

    julen
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