Home› Sports Talk

Just curious, for you single guys, are there any professional female athletes you would go out on a

SanctionIISanctionII Posts: 12,119 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Sports Talk
And since Anna Kournakova is no longer playing pro tennis, she is not on the list.
«1

Comments

  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Off the top of my head: Jennie Finch, Danica Patrick, and that cute blone who plays golf.

    I'd hit it, each one, numerous times, and all at once.

    image

    Edited to add: And most of these too.

    image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • PetescornerPetescorner Posts: 1,220 ✭✭
    There are couple really nice looking women on the LPGA tour. Natalie Gulbis, for example. image
  • PetescornerPetescorner Posts: 1,220 ✭✭


    << <i>Danica Patrick >>



    he said "athletes" image
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    Allison Stokke
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    More like is the any female athelete I WOULDN"T date
  • metalmikemetalmike Posts: 2,152 ✭✭
    The Force daughters any and all
    USN 1977-1987 * ALL cards are commons unless auto'd. Buying Britneycards. NWO for life.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>More like is the any female athelete I WOULDN"T date >>





    Thank You! You read my mind..
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Allison Stokke >>



    I finally checked her out yesterday. OMG!
    Travis
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Allison Stokke >>



    I finally checked her out yesterday. OMG! >>



    have you seen the t-shirts "stokked about stokke" they are catching on image
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Allison Stokke >>



    Oh my goodness!!

    DING! DING! DING!

    We have a winner image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have very high standards when it comes to dating women and they must meet an important qualification in order for me to go out on a date with them.

    That qualification is they have to be able to fit through a double-door.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,092 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Laura Davies
  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,097 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I am not single. However, I can say that IF I was single, I would say Jennie Finch, without a doubt.


    Shane

  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jamie Saleimage



    Steve
  • SkinpinchSkinpinch Posts: 1,531
    Maybe Roger Clemens...does he qualify since he is a p u s s y?
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm out with Sharapova right now. I'm about to slip my hand up her...Dam just wokeup! image
  • ConnecticoinConnecticoin Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Allison Stokke >>



    Oh my goodness!!

    DING! DING! DING!

    We have a winner image >>



    Indeed.

    image
    *For Sale on BST* *For Sale on Ebay*
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Allison Stokke >>



    +1 for Allison
    ·p_A·
  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
    Damn - I have no idea who she is, but Allison gets a vote from me too.

    But, I really like Maria Sharapova - I saw one of those dopey Canon camera commercials she did, and barely noticed any cameras in there at all.

    Skinpinch - image You're on fire tonight, man!
    image
  • stockergreenstockergreen Posts: 483 ✭✭
    Cristie Kerr and Paula Creamer are a couple of hotties on the LPGA.
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    i like Allison to vault my pole..
    ·p_A·
  • mercurynutmercurynut Posts: 3,207
    The entire Girls Beach Volleyball leauge comes to mind.
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭

    image

    image
    Pix of 'My Kids'

    "How about a little fire Scarecrow ?"
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>image

    image >>





    image ( I would prolly hit though.. image )
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>i like Allison to vault my pole.. >>



    image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How about those Russian women shot putters - YEA!!!


























    Just kidding.
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭
    Amanda Beard will be nekkid in Playboy this month. I'll reserve my vote until then.

    image
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>image

    image >>





    image ( I would prolly hit though.. image ) >>



    I am up for some conjugal visits at the Women's prison!
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Unfortunately they keep me away from the female prisoners! image
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭
    My wife's brother just had a son today and I asked him and he voted for Allison Stokke too. image
    Travis
  • mkg809mkg809 Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    Does Jessica Alba playing football count?
    image
  • dirtmonkeydirtmonkey Posts: 3,048 ✭✭


    << <i>Does Jessica Alba playing football count?
    image >>



    Alba has my vote always
    image
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WOW!
  • mkg809mkg809 Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    Natalie Gulbis
    image

    Danica Patrick
    image



    Russian woman shot putter
    image
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭



    Russian woman shot putter
    image >>



    She is as much a woman as I am
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Russian woman shot putter
    image >>



    She is as much a woman as I am >>






    Id still hit it. ( image )
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭


    << <i>Russian woman shot putter
    image >>



    She is as much a woman as I am >>



    ...and may have larger testicles. image
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Russian woman shot putter
    image >>



    She is as much a woman as I am >>



    ...and may have larger testicles. image >>




    Dam - I just did a spit take with my coffee. I didn't think of it in that possible context when making the comment.

    I'll think I'll just stick with thoughts of Sharapova. I don't wanna brag, but if she's in bed with me, she'd be grunting a lot more than she does on the tennis court. image
  • dirtmonkeydirtmonkey Posts: 3,048 ✭✭


    << <i>I'll think I'll just stick with thoughts of Sharapova. I don't wanna brag, but if she's in bed with me, she'd be grunting a lot more than she does on the tennis court. image >>




    If she's grunting, the likely reasoning for that is that you hit the exit and not the entrance image
    image
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>I'll think I'll just stick with thoughts of Sharapova. I don't wanna brag, but if she's in bed with me, she'd be grunting a lot more than she does on the tennis court. image >>




    If she's grunting, the likely reasoning for that is that you hit the exit and not the entrance image >>




    Whatever Maria wants, Maria would get from me! She wouldn't even have to say please. image
  • yawie99yawie99 Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭
    I probably wouldn't throw them out of bed or anything, but Danica Patrick is a man and Jennie Finch is a pig. There's gotta be better out there.
    imageimageimageimageimageimage
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I was watching the College softball WS last night and I could not take my eyes off Arizona's pitcher, Tarynne Mowatt! She is Smokin' as far as Im concerned.
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I probably wouldn't throw them out of bed or anything, but Danica Patrick is a man and Jennie Finch is a pig. There's gotta be better out there. >>



    Do yourself a huge favor and google "Allison Stokke" image
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>I'll think I'll just stick with thoughts of Sharapova. I don't wanna brag, but if she's in bed with me, she'd be grunting a lot more than she does on the tennis court. image >>




    If she's grunting, the likely reasoning for that is that you hit the exit and not the entrance image >>




    Whatever Maria wants, Maria would get from me! She wouldn't even have to say please. image >>



    The only chicks that grunted for me were the ones trying to push me out of the bed. image

    Edited to say: my first wife is a pig and I hope that she is grunting to this day. Just had to put that in there.
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I was watching the College softball WS last night and I could not take my eyes off Arizona's pitcher, Tarynne Mowatt! She is Smokin' as far as Im concerned. >>




    I certainly hope you are not looking at her cute bottom every time as she bends to throw the ball, instead of focusing on the athletic skills of the talented female players.





















    image
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,033 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>

    << <i>I'll think I'll just stick with thoughts of Sharapova. I don't wanna brag, but if she's in bed with me, she'd be grunting a lot more than she does on the tennis court. image >>




    If she's grunting, the likely reasoning for that is that you hit the exit and not the entrance image >>




    Whatever Maria wants, Maria would get from me! She wouldn't even have to say please. image >>



    The only chicks that grunted for me were the ones trying to push me out of the bed. image

    Edited to say: my first wife is a pig and I hope that she is grunting to this day. Just had to put that in there. >>



    They grunt, moan, holler, scream, whine...what's the difference? I'm usually done in a few minutes anyway. image
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>I was watching the College softball WS last night and I could not take my eyes off Arizona's pitcher, Tarynne Mowatt! She is Smokin' as far as Im concerned. >>




    I certainly hope you are not looking at her cute bottom every time as she bends to throw the ball, instead of focusing on the athletic skills of the talented female player >>




    I am GUILTY as charged, MAN did she do it for me!
  • mkg809mkg809 Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    Maria Sharapova
    image
  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,136 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dammit Darren..........................that is just so.....................................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

    imageimageimageimage



    Steve
  • mkg809mkg809 Posts: 1,320 ✭✭
    Serena
    image
    image
Sign In or Register to comment.