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Name the New Steeler Mascot

The Steelers have unveiled a new mascot to coincide with their next throwback unis and the team's 75th anniversary.

Fans will have a chance to help name the new team icon.

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Aside from the obvious "Bill Cowher meets the Village People" references here are some suggestions. Wish I could say that these are original, but a poster @ Deadspin came up with the list.

Blast Thickneck
Reef Blastbody
Hack Blowfist
Butch Deadlift
Flint Ironstag
Thick McRunfast
Crud Bonemeal
Punch Sideiron
Slab Squatthrust
Big McLargehuge
Slab Bulkhead
Splint Chesthair
Buff Drinklot
Roll Fizzlebeef
Hunk Speedchunk
Stump Beefknob
Rip Stickface
Gristle McThornbody
Bob Johnson
Crunch Buttsteak
Fridge Largemeat
Bulk Vanderhuge
Dirk Hardpec
Buff Hardback
Smoke Manmuscle
Hunt SpeedChunk
Splint Chesthair
Blast Hardcheese
Stump Chunkman

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  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • bri2327bri2327 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭
    I couldnt get past him looking like Cowher. It was the only name I had in mind, even before I read what you said.

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  • 1420sports1420sports Posts: 3,473 ✭✭✭
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  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭
    To add insult to injury, this walking marital aid used to be the Steelers mascot.

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  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Love the tickler on his head.
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  • That is a nice fur coat for a mascot that is supposed to represent a blue collar hard working town.


  • << <i>Love the tickler on his head. >>



    thats a resevoir tip I think

  • he should be called the steel ass fistmaster.


  • << <i>The Steelers have unveiled a new mascot to coincide with their next throwback unis and the team's 75th anniversary.

    Fans will have a chance to help name the new team icon.

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    Am I the only one that thinks the new mascot looks like a cartoonish pedophile? I could see him jumping out of a dark corner wearing nothing but that cartoon head and a trench coat...
    Next MONTH? So he's saying that if he wins, the best-case scenario is that he'll be paying for it two weeks after the auction ends?

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  • baseballfanbaseballfan Posts: 5,450 ✭✭✭
    the uniforms look very cool

    the mascot, not so much
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  • gemintgemint Posts: 6,066 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They should scrap the mascot idea. They don't need cheerleaders and don't need a mascott. They play smashmouth football and don't need these novelties to draw fans.
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>They don't need cheerleaders >>



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  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 29,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    image I went to a Buffalo game last fall and the "Jills" were an awesome part of the game! image
  • ConnecticoinConnecticoin Posts: 12,470 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He looks like a yellow Herbie Husker.

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  • But Chin Bob has a nice ring to it.
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  • SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How 'bout Rusty



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  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    They might as well let that mascott wear cement boots, there will be nothing to cheer about in Steel town. Even the Brownies might
    get over on them this year!

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  • grote15grote15 Posts: 29,479 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They might as well let that mascott wear cement boots, there will be nothing to cheer about in Steel town. Even the Brownies might
    get over on them this year!

    JS

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  • TreetopTreetop Posts: 1,474
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  • As most have probably heard, the verdict is in after over 70,000 entries -

    Steely McBeam

    Pittsburgh is not a happy place this week.

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    Some blog comments -

    "This must be a worker from the gay steel mill in the Simpsons. Hopefully he will dance to a C&C music factory song after his civil union with Oliver Onion at halftime of the Nov 11 home game against the Browns.

    Then afterwards on the scoreboard they could have a skit where Steely McBeam walks into a kitchen and have Chris Hanson come out and say, “Hi what are you doing here?” and then “Did you tell a 13 year old that you would like to score by stuffing it in his Heinz Red Zone?”

    Chuck Noll is spinning in his grave and he isn’t even dead."

    "I used to be proud of the tradition of the Steelers.

    This… this is a mockery. This is an April Fool’s joke gone terribly, terribly wrong. Ray Lewis has a Steelers executive hostage and is holding him at gunpoint to make this stick. The guys that paid of Neil O’Donnell are at it again. The Browns are making this happen somehow to deflect all the gayness from Brady Quinn that the sportsblogs have enjoyed so much. The Bengals obviously have enough underworld connections to make such a thing see fruition. Can’t anyone see!? Please, I beg of you, find out who has done this. I am NOT buying into this whole “Diane Roles” theory. And Diane, is that IS your real name. Yours will be a name that echoes into eternity, the name that has doomed an entire nation of loving fans into the butt of millions of jokes.

    I hope you can all sleep at night. You b----rds."

  • The gay steel worker mascot arrived just in time for the Green Bay game! He can have some fun with the new Green Bay mascot.....Fudge Packer!!!
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  • "Chuck Noll is spinning in his grave and he isn’t even dead."

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    Next MONTH? So he's saying that if he wins, the best-case scenario is that he'll be paying for it two weeks after the auction ends?

    Forget blocking him; find out where he lives and go punch him in the nuts. --WalterSobchak 9/12/12



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  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Isn't that the guy from the shower scene in American History X?
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  • Terry Bradshaw.


    They still love him in Pittsburgh don't they? image
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