Looking for suggestions on a new team

Well, it has been brought to my attention by someone with a lot more "intellect" than I that I don't have this "intellect" because I am a Royals fan. Apparently rooting for an unsuccessful team can drain someone of all of their "intellect." Since I am very anxious to get me some "intellect" I would like to know what team I could root for to get me some "intellect."
At first I thought about selling my fandomness on Ebay because I know that most of you here are pretty stupid and childish, and lacking the "intellect" to be able to help me out. Unfortunately, I have discovered that without "intellect," Ebay is nearly impossible to figure out. So I figured that if all of us morons could get together and pool our "intellect" we could figure out what team would be best to root for. This would then give everyone the opportunity to build up their own "intellect" reserves, and we will never have to be humiliated by outsiders again!
Who's with me?
At first I thought about selling my fandomness on Ebay because I know that most of you here are pretty stupid and childish, and lacking the "intellect" to be able to help me out. Unfortunately, I have discovered that without "intellect," Ebay is nearly impossible to figure out. So I figured that if all of us morons could get together and pool our "intellect" we could figure out what team would be best to root for. This would then give everyone the opportunity to build up their own "intellect" reserves, and we will never have to be humiliated by outsiders again!
Who's with me?
Travis
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I say stick with the Royals, never, ever jump on a bandwagon.
gotta go, Im late for my Mensa meeting
joe
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Rooting for the Royals? Yes, your intellect is quite low.
The true intellectual chooses his team AFTER the results of the game, not before.
He who boards the bandwagon when success is certain, is certain to be successful.
<end sarcasm>
WTB: 2001 Leaf Rookies & Stars Longevity: Ryan Jensen #/25
Collector of Pittsburgh Pirates cards for a slightly less stupid reason.
My Pirates Collection
1968-71 solid young team that became;
1972-75 a mini-dynasty (5 division championships and 3 World Series wins) to;
1976-1979 the worst team in baseball; then
1980-82 Billy Ball! Not much talent but boy did Billy Martin get the best out of them. RICKEY HENDERSON!;
1983-87 New ownership building another solid team built on young talent and veteran pitching which leads to;
1988-92 Another mini-dynasty (damn Kirk Gibson and Billy Hatcher); Maybe one of best teams every put together. Underachievers though. Should have won 3-5 World Series;
1993-98 Very mediocre teams under new cost-cutting ownership. Watching a steady stream of All-Star quality players leave to free agency;
1999-2006 The Money Ball era. 1st or 2nd in division every year. Team plays a boring, but efficient brand of baseball with no stars.
I'm still a fan, and have been all through these ups and downs. I hate the type of baseball they play and don't especially like going to games since they all seem to go 4 hours but you can get I got off my ass and cheered when Marco Scutaro hit that game winning HR against Mariano Rivera yesterday!
Didn't care what they said when they lost 4 Super Bowls in a row. I guess you could call people that
still root for their team, even though they lose "Die hard fan." I'm one of them.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
KC has a great stadium and great steaks
<< <i> Apparently rooting for an unsuccessful team can drain someone of all of their "intellect." Since I am very anxious to get me some "intellect" I would like to know what team I could root for to get me some "intellect." >>
Doesn't seem to bother Cubs fans.
Chris
My small collection
Want List:
'61 Topps Roy Campanella in PSA 5-7
Cardinal T206 cards
Adam Wainwright GU Jersey
By the way as far as your team goes, if the twins, tigers, Indians, and white sox can make the series. The Royals can to. Greinke will help them!!!