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Friday the 13th!!! Be careful out there

Everyone watch out for big guys in hockey masks holding machettes standing behind bushes.

If the scary music starts, just run, run to the nearest gun you own.

If you hit him and he falls down unconscious, shoot him, stab him, chop him up into little pieces, dont just sit down with your back to him and start sobbing.

If you need to drive anywhere, check the backseet for knife weilding psychopaths before getting in.



I think that covers it...

joe

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  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭
    I just gave my boss a dose of Friday the 13th.

    I gave him my two weeks. image
    Travis
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 31,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If the scary music starts, and you're a girl, don't bother to run. You're completely uncordinated and will just fall down.

    Anyway, that's what I've learned from scary movies.
  • PubliusPublius Posts: 1,306 ✭✭
    Travis
    Whose going to get all those foul balls now?

    joe
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Travis
    Whose going to get all those foul balls now?

    joe >>



    That's an interesting point. I guess I would have to answer with this...

    Not my problem.
    Travis
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KC- Are you STLballboy now?

    I remember you saying you were going there? Was it for a job interview?
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭


    << <i>KC- Are you STLballboy now?

    I remember you saying you were going there? Was it for a job interview? >>



    No. The Force is strong within me but I won't be crossing to the Dark Side. They are based in StL but have a branch in KC. About 2 blocks from my current employer. Hope I don't accidentally drive to the wrong place on my first day out of habit.
    Travis
  • MorgothMorgoth Posts: 3,950 ✭✭✭
    Don't have sex today as that is a sure sign someone is getting killed.
    Currently completing the following registry sets: Cardinal HOF's, 1961 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, 1972 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, 1980 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Bill Mazeroski Master & Basic Sets, Roberto Clemente Master & Basic Sets, Willie Stargell Master & Basic Sets and Terry Bradshaw Basic Set
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KC- good luck with your new job.

    Getting back to the thread, my all-time favorite horror movie line.

    Night of the living dead. A reporter asks the police chief:

    "They don't move very fast, do they Chief"

    The response:

    "No, they're dead. They're all messed up."
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    Arthur
  • Ladder7Ladder7 Posts: 1,221
    To heck with the guys in hockey masks. The innocuous ballplayer is the real danger.

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