Friday the 13th!!! Be careful out there

Everyone watch out for big guys in hockey masks holding machettes standing behind bushes.
If the scary music starts, just run, run to the nearest gun you own.
If you hit him and he falls down unconscious, shoot him, stab him, chop him up into little pieces, dont just sit down with your back to him and start sobbing.
If you need to drive anywhere, check the backseet for knife weilding psychopaths before getting in.
I think that covers it...
joe
If the scary music starts, just run, run to the nearest gun you own.
If you hit him and he falls down unconscious, shoot him, stab him, chop him up into little pieces, dont just sit down with your back to him and start sobbing.
If you need to drive anywhere, check the backseet for knife weilding psychopaths before getting in.
I think that covers it...
joe
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I gave him my two weeks.
Anyway, that's what I've learned from scary movies.
Whose going to get all those foul balls now?
joe
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Whose going to get all those foul balls now?
joe >>
That's an interesting point. I guess I would have to answer with this...
Not my problem.
I remember you saying you were going there? Was it for a job interview?
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I remember you saying you were going there? Was it for a job interview? >>
No. The Force is strong within me but I won't be crossing to the Dark Side. They are based in StL but have a branch in KC. About 2 blocks from my current employer. Hope I don't accidentally drive to the wrong place on my first day out of habit.
Getting back to the thread, my all-time favorite horror movie line.
Night of the living dead. A reporter asks the police chief:
"They don't move very fast, do they Chief"
The response:
"No, they're dead. They're all messed up."
Arthur