Peyton Manning bad dream

calaban7

Peyton Manning , after living a full life , died. When he got to heaven , GOD was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. " This is yours for eternity, Peyton" said GOD.
" This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here. "
Peyton felt very special indeed, and walk up to his new house. On the way up the porch , he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion, with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag , and in every window a purple Ravens towell in every window.
Peyton looked at GOD and said " GOD I'm not trying to be ungrateful , but I have a question. I was an all pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records and I even went to the Hall Of Fame.
GOD said " Whats your point? "
"Well why does Ray Lewis get a bigger house than me ? "
GOD chuckled and said " Peyton that's not Ray's house , its mine "

perkdog

Did you put in Ray Lewis name yourself? Tom Brady's name was in that poem a few years back. (He belongs there)

calaban7

Someone emailed this to me the other day. Its been around in one form or another since I was a child(many years). Just some humor. Next year it will be someone else's turn.Thanks,Sonny

perkdog

Nah, Brady is the only name used in that poem. Nice try though, pop's.

Cincykid8123

I first heard that joke in 1980 with Terry Bradshaw's name inserted!

calaban7

My dad remembers this joke with Johnny U , believe me its been around the block a couple. If New England wins, which I hope, then simply insert Tom's name, thats how its played and thats how this poem(?) has lasted all these years.Thanks for looking and hopefully likeing it, Sonny

perkdog

<< <i>My dad remembers this joke with Johnny U , believe me its been around the block a couple. If New England wins, which I hope, then simply insert Tom's name, thats how its played and thats how this poem(?) has lasted all these years.Thanks for looking and hopefully likeing it, Sonny >>





Wow, I really thought it was just made up a few years ago for Tom Brady, I sit here corrected then. Glad to hear you hope New England wins, welcome aboard.

calaban7

I'm from Baltimore and the only way to see Baltimore spank Tom B.'s butt in the AFC title game at Baltimore , is if NE beats SD, which they can .we have to win as well. As long as Boller is not forced in , Baltimore might just do. What our defense does to the Qb , is even painful for me to watch at times. as a general rule our offense only functions well against less than average defenses. I'm convinced that the REAL super bowl is NEXT week, whoever it may be. The NFC looks like crap, no matter who they sent. I would love for Philli to get in and get crushed. Their fans aren't normal. Good luck to all

BigRedMachine

Colts 15, Ravens 6

Now that's funny.

shawn

joestalin

The entire city of Bmore is under the bed.....I saw Ray Lewis crying after the game..what a wuss
JS

calaban7

Peyton Manning , after living a full life , died. When he got to heaven , GOD was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. " This is yours for eternity, Peyton" said GOD.
" This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here. "
Peyton felt very special indeed, and walk up to his new house. On the way up the porch , he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion, with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag , and in every window a purple Ravens towell in every window.
Peyton looked at GOD and said " GOD I'm not trying to be ungrateful , but I have a question. I was an all pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records and I even went to the Hall Of Fame.
GOD said " Whats your point? "
"Well why does Ray Lewis get a bigger house than me ? "
GOD chuckled and said " Peyton that's not Ray's house , its mine "


Juist digging this bad boy up again---- GO RAVENS!!!!!!!

BigRedMachine

Uh, it didn't work last time, so thanks for bringing it up again.

shawn

ripkenintheminors

<< <i>Uh, it didn't work last time, so thanks for bringing it up again.

shawn >>



No complaints here...

Michigan

When all is said and done Peyton can say to himself "at least I am not Dan Marino".

GRANDAM

<< <i>Peyton Manning , after living a full life , died. When he got to heaven , GOD was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. " This is yours for eternity, Peyton" said GOD.
" This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here. "
Peyton felt very special indeed, and walk up to his new house. On the way up the porch , he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion, with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag , and in every window a purple Ravens towell in every window.
Peyton looked at GOD and said " GOD I'm not trying to be ungrateful , but I have a question. I was an all pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records and I even went to the Hall Of Fame.
GOD said " Whats your point? "
"Well why does Ray Lewis get a bigger house than me ? "
GOD chuckled and said " Peyton that's not Ray's house , its mine " >>





Insert 2010 as the date below

grote15

So much for the Colts being rusty...

Walt

So much for the Ravens being good...

ripkenintheminors

Please feel free to bump this every time the Colts and Ravens play in the future.