Let's do a contest!! Free PSA SUBMISSION??

jgarci11 · December 29, 2006 3:39PM

If someone makes the best Joke about the 1993 Finest refractors, I will Give 2 Free submissions to the winner at the end of the month!! And the submissions won't be that crappy 45 day service either!! God, those types of submissions are like the Blue corn chips of the Nacho World!
So any takers???

NickM · December 29, 2006 7:42PM

I have a better idea for a contest. We guess the date and time that jgarci11 gets banned from the boards.

Nick

PSASAP · December 30, 2006 3:21AM

I've got one. Why do people collect refractors? Answer: Because they're so homely, they're broken every mirror in the house!

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 3:41AM

Not bad, but maybe this is something like that "Refractor collectors are so ugly, they can crack the mirror-like surface of their cards on first sight!"

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 3:44AM

"What's worse than having a line on the FRONT side of your Daryl Strawberry? Daryl Strawberry doing a line on your BACKside."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 3:48AM

"Man, your women's hair is cut so short that even my Willie Greens is gettin' jealous."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 3:51AM

"Yo momma has more personalities than the Vista Glass Company has Ebay screen names."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 3:53AM

"Yo Refractor Collector, I hear Rainbow Brite wants her Hobby back."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:05AM

"you know you're a refractor collector when you start to call your wife 'Destrades'."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:06AM

"You know you're a refractor collector when 241 no longer just represents your girlfriend's weight."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:18AM

"You know you're a refractor collector when the words "Ninety-Three Finest" makes your drawers tighter."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:26AM

"You know you're a refractor collector when you demand that Midgets be called Short Prints"

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:27AM

You know you're a refractor Collector when you name your last kid MikePiazza, boy or girl."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:35AM

"Why did the Refractor collector and his wife go to a Sex Counselor? Because the guy was only inserting at a rate of 1:16!"

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:43AM

"What's the difference between the the new ebay '93 refractors and a Dog's 'Steamer'? They've both been rolled before they get slabbed."

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:52AM

"You know you're a refractor Collector when you think that your other Ebay screen names are trying to 'shill' you!"

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:53AM

Ahhh, any others, write in!

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:56AM

"Dang, she gave you more scratches on your back than my little brother's Rob Dibble Refractor"

jgarci11 · December 30, 2006 4:58AM

"hey Refractor collector, I hear Charizard wants his Collector base back."

RipublicaninMass · December 30, 2006 9:14AM

Worst thread ever

BarrySandersFan · December 30, 2006 10:13AM

George Carlin's New Rules For Collecting 1993 Finest refractors

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect
1993 Finest Refractor cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the
cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown
man, they're pictures of men.

rbdjr1 · December 30, 2006 1:32PM

1993 Finest Refractor pricing have been all over the map!

rd

If fact, 1993 Finest Refractor prices have "cracked"

jamesgotpoorman · December 30, 2006 1:42PM

fandango · December 30, 2006 9:40PM

this should definately get WORST THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD.....i didnt even laugh once

ever since it was revealed that there are more then the 241 of each refractor card (as previously thought), the prices have tanked...

Wabittwax · January 2, 2007 1:32AM

You guys are nuts, I was laughing my a$$ off all the way through this thread. My favorite was the one about inserting at the rate of 1:16.

Stingray · January 2, 2007 1:58AM

1993 Refractors are such a good investment that I am going to sell all of my Enron stock and buy as many as possible!!

RipublicaninMass · February 19, 2007 10:39AM

wasteland

jeffcbay · February 19, 2007 10:57AM

Well the contest is officially over, jgarci11 wins his own two free submissions!! Kudos!!

Now let me see, where can I get those two wasted minutes of my life back... lol

Let's do a contest!! Free PSA SUBMISSION??

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