New Tales of Coinalot King ArtR and the Royal Coin Collection

King ArtR: Yawn, well its Tuesday. What am I to do
with myself today?.............I know, its time
to look at the Royal Coins.
Guards, Ask Sir David of Hall to attend me and
tell him to brink the Royal Coin Collection.
A few Minutes pass...........................................................
Sir David of Hall: Sire I have brought the Royal Collection of Coins.
King ArtR: Methinks, I shall review the Royal Double Pantaloons first
Good heavens, Sir David, why is this Pantaloon only graded
PR-69 DCAM?
Sir David : Sire, It has lint marks in the field and a slight mark under the
the Loon on the Pantaloon. This coin will never qualify as a PR-70
DCAM. Not in a million years.
King ArtR : Not in a million years you say. Hows about I have each of your limbs
tied to a war hourse and have them gallop in four directions. How would
You like that Sir David?
Sir David: Sire, as I hold the coin in a ceertain light and in a certain angle, I believe I can
now grade the coin PR 70 DCAM under my Coin Meister Reviwe.
King ArtR : Its all about setting up a coin properly for grading, eh Mint Meister.
Sir David: Indeed it is sir. Nothing like having the issue splained properly by your Majesty.
King ArtR: Pray tell, how is the inverse,
of the reverse PR Pantaloon Prototype coming along?
Sir David. There seems to be a problem with that sire. It seems when we inverted
the reverse proof, we seem to have gotten a Mint State coin.
King ArtR: What is to be done Mint Meister.
Sir David: We produce a three piece set your Majesty. With Inverse Reverse Proof,
a reverse proof and a Proof, Golden Rex Pantaloons. We limit the set to
10,000 and place KFC on the Label.
King ArtR: KFC? Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Sir David: No Sire. It stands for" King's First Commemorative Set." On all of the first sets
we stamp EARLY BIRD SPECIAL on the slab. This set will commemorate your Majesties
20th year of reign.
King ArtR: I see, so the people getting the early sets will so to speak, be getting the bird.
Sir David: quite so , Majesty.
King ArtR: Well done Sir David. Let it be so.
So the very first Commemorative set of Rex Gold Pantaloons, of Coinalot, will be available for the peons
in time for the ancient Festival of Festus. Long live the King!!!!!!
with myself today?.............I know, its time
to look at the Royal Coins.
Guards, Ask Sir David of Hall to attend me and
tell him to brink the Royal Coin Collection.
A few Minutes pass...........................................................
Sir David of Hall: Sire I have brought the Royal Collection of Coins.
King ArtR: Methinks, I shall review the Royal Double Pantaloons first
Good heavens, Sir David, why is this Pantaloon only graded
PR-69 DCAM?
Sir David : Sire, It has lint marks in the field and a slight mark under the
the Loon on the Pantaloon. This coin will never qualify as a PR-70
DCAM. Not in a million years.
King ArtR : Not in a million years you say. Hows about I have each of your limbs
tied to a war hourse and have them gallop in four directions. How would
You like that Sir David?
Sir David: Sire, as I hold the coin in a ceertain light and in a certain angle, I believe I can
now grade the coin PR 70 DCAM under my Coin Meister Reviwe.
King ArtR : Its all about setting up a coin properly for grading, eh Mint Meister.
Sir David: Indeed it is sir. Nothing like having the issue splained properly by your Majesty.
King ArtR: Pray tell, how is the inverse,
of the reverse PR Pantaloon Prototype coming along?
Sir David. There seems to be a problem with that sire. It seems when we inverted
the reverse proof, we seem to have gotten a Mint State coin.
King ArtR: What is to be done Mint Meister.
Sir David: We produce a three piece set your Majesty. With Inverse Reverse Proof,
a reverse proof and a Proof, Golden Rex Pantaloons. We limit the set to
10,000 and place KFC on the Label.
King ArtR: KFC? Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Sir David: No Sire. It stands for" King's First Commemorative Set." On all of the first sets
we stamp EARLY BIRD SPECIAL on the slab. This set will commemorate your Majesties
20th year of reign.
King ArtR: I see, so the people getting the early sets will so to speak, be getting the bird.
Sir David: quite so , Majesty.
King ArtR: Well done Sir David. Let it be so.
So the very first Commemorative set of Rex Gold Pantaloons, of Coinalot, will be available for the peons
in time for the ancient Festival of Festus. Long live the King!!!!!!
There once was a place called
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