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Associated Press (11/29/2006, 8:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Collecting 1970s Topps baseball wax, rack and cello packs, as well as PCGS graded Half Cents, Large Cents, Two Cent pieces and Three Cent Silver pieces.
Second person, right here!
Arthur
Wow, you're cool!
Collecting 1970s Topps baseball wax, rack and cello packs, as well as PCGS graded Half Cents, Large Cents, Two Cent pieces and Three Cent Silver pieces.
Associated Press (11/29/2006, 11:30 AM PST)
OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland authorities are looking for the mother of eleven kids who left the kids at the Oakland Coliseum. Raiders owner Al Davis is furious as the eleven kids are beating the Raiders in today's scrimmage.
<< <i> Not hilarious. Not even close, unless you are the one person on Earth who hasn't seen this before.
Wow, you're cool! >>
Thanks. Since you had never seen this bit of "humor" on the Internet before, I will cut you some slack.
But you are probably the "cool" one, seeing how you have almost 1300 post in less than 7 months. Well done!
<< <i>there you are again bhl, spreading your merry attitude all around. I hope you have a great day >>
Hey Drew, who the f--k is talking to you?
<< <i>wow, sucks to be you. keep that positive attitude up pal, your sure to go places >>
You can probably go places too, as long as good spelling and punctuation aren't a requirement for admission.
In fact, I'm thinking of a place that you can go right now.
Go Raiders!
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<< <i>wow, sucks to be you. keep that positive attitude up pal, your sure to go places >>
You can probably go places too, as long as good spelling and punctuation aren't a requirement for admission.
In fact, I'm thinking of a place that you can go right now. >>
That's funny. I'm thinking of a place the Gators won't be going.
<< <i>Not hilarious. Not even close, unless you are the one person on Earth who hasn't seen this before. >>
You can count me in as another one who hadnt seen it yet.
Thanks for spreading the good cheer as always bhl.
Keep up the good work and dont be such a stranger, we all enjoy your efforts and kind words
-- Yogi Berra
Four words: Don't Be A Tool.
Keep that solid Raiders humor a-comin'!
And, of course, don't fret over tools.
A Merry and Blessed Christmas to All.
Go play in traffic you miserable louse.
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<< <i>Oh yeah, I hadn't seen it either.
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Really? I have seen this on every sports-related board I have ever been to, always with different team name.
<< <i>Hey bhl2359
Go play in traffic you miserable louse. >>
Zef: I wasn't talking to you either.
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<< <i>wow, sucks to be you. keep that positive attitude up pal, your sure to go places >>
You can probably go places too, as long as good spelling and punctuation aren't a requirement for admission.
In fact, I'm thinking of a place that you can go right now. >>
That's funny. I'm thinking of a place the Gators won't be going. >>
You were saying?
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<< <i>wow, sucks to be you. keep that positive attitude up pal, your sure to go places >>
You can probably go places too, as long as good spelling and punctuation aren't a requirement for admission.
In fact, I'm thinking of a place that you can go right now. >>
That's funny. I'm thinking of a place the Gators won't be going. >>
You were saying? >>
Let it rest. And I AM talking to you.
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If Florida played in the Big Ten, they'd be 6-5 and on their way to the Motor City Bowl, eh?
being too serious bad...
julen
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The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Raiders receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says, "Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."
Robert
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julen
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<< <i>wow, sucks to be you. keep that positive attitude up pal, your sure to go places >>
You can probably go places too, as long as good spelling and punctuation aren't a requirement for admission.
In fact, I'm thinking of a place that you can go right now. >>
What do you want to wager he ran his reply through spellcheck first before hitting reply.
Associated Press (12/4/2006, 8:30 AM Suttthern time)
Somewhere deep in a swamp, (FL)-- Earlier today University of Florida officials publicly excepted the invitation to the Bowl Championship Series national championship game. An excited coach Urban Meyer said at a press conference, "we owe it all to bhl2359." The coach went on to say, "without his hard work on sports message boards, Dungeon & Dragon boards, Star Wars toys boards and other similar message boards we would not be in the big game." The coach then blurted out, "sure the dude is unemployed, lives in his mom's basement and is basically an a$$hole... but we love him." School officials plans to make bhl an honorary alum as it is reported he would not receive a diploma any other way.
julen
RIP GURU
<< <i>You were saying?
Associated Press (12/4/2006, 8:30 AM Suttthern time)
Somewhere deep in a swamp, (FL)-- Earlier today University of Florida officials publicly excepted the invitation to the Bowl Championship Series national championship game. An excited coach Urban Meyer said at a press conference, "we owe it all to bhl2359." The coach went on to say, "without his hard work on sports message boards, Dungeon & Dragon boards, Star Wars toys boards and other similar message boards we would not be in the big game." The coach then blurted out, "sure the dude is unemployed, lives in his mom's basement and is basically an a$$hole... but we love him." School officials plans to make bhl an honorary alum as it is reported he would not receive a diploma any other way.
I'm not certain why, but when I saw you use the name BHL...I was thinking Bowel Movement.
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Associated Press (12/4/2006, 8:30 AM Suttthern time)
Somewhere deep in a swamp, (FL)-- Earlier today University of Florida officials publicly excepted the invitation to the Bowl Championship Series national championship game. An excited coach Urban Meyer said at a press conference, "we owe it all to bhl2359." The coach went on to say, "without his hard work on sports message boards, Dungeon & Dragon boards, Star Wars toys boards and other similar message boards we would not be in the big game." The coach then blurted out, "sure the dude is unemployed, lives in his mom's basement and is basically an a$$hole... but we love him." School officials plans to make bhl an honorary alum as it is reported he would not receive a diploma any other way.
I don't need to be an honoray alum, since I graduated from UF, but thanks.
Also, the word you were looking for is "accepted", not "excepted." Nice try, though.
<< <i>I don't need to be an honoray alum, sincen I graduated from UF, but thanks. >>
SINCEN GON GATORSN
Thanks man. I should really spend more time proofing these posts. I just hired a new assistant but next time I need one I will be sure to ask for your resume. I am sure it's impressive.
Peace.
<< <i>I don't need to be an honoray alum, sincen I graduated from UF, but thanks.
Also, the word you were looking for is "accepted", not "excepted." Nice try, though. >>
Oh the irony...........
honoray, onorah!
I'm a big O.J. Sincen, too!
<< <i>I can't point out the USC fan got a little bit ahead of himself? That's not allowed anymore? >>
Yeah, I did. But you're still an arsehole.
Hey, bhl, I think its time for you to retire from here...it's apparent your lack of a sense of humor and arrogance aren't welcome here.
<< <i>So young. So angry. So tragic
I'm 41. Not young anymore.
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<< <i>I don't need to be an honorary alum, sincen I graduated from UF, but thanks.
Also, the word you were looking for is "accepted", not "excepted." Nice try, though. >>
Oh the irony........... >>
Even someone of your limited perspicacity must see the difference between mis-typing ("sincen") and using the wrong word ("excepted"), right?
<< <i>Count me as someone else who hadn't seen it...pretty good.
Hey, bhl, I think its time for you to retire from here...it's apparent your lack of a sense of humor and arrogance aren't welcome here. >>
Oh, I have a sense of humor. But some of the people here are a bit thin-skinned.
As for retiring, f--k you.
Nice lingo, Hoss!
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<< <i>I don't need to be an honorary alum, sincen I graduated from UF, but thanks.
Also, the word you were looking for is "accepted", not "excepted." Nice try, though. >>
Oh the irony........... >>
Even someone of your limited perspicasity must see the difference between mis-typing ("sincen") and using the wrong word ("excepted"), right? >>
No, it's ironic that you criticize someone's grammar and spell a word wrong.
PS - Was "perspicasity" [sic] your word for the day? Next time, you should note the spelling of that too
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<< <i>So young. So angry. So tragic
I'm 41. Not young anymore. >>
You're still pretty young to be a bitter old man.