Top 5 reasons why the post office thinks I am receiving drugs (fun)

RipublicaninMass

Racing to the Post office at 4:55pm, running in out of breath, only to find out my package is still on the truck
furious when the package gets lost, if only for a few minutes
waiting at home with the front door open, and one foot outside as soon as I hear the mail truck
seen furiously ripping and shredding open the box in my car after I pick up my package, tearing apart the skin on my hands, bleeding from the packing tape
a chit-eating grin when I finally get my package into my little hands like a kid in a candy store

lawnmowerman

Well, what kind of drugs did you buy this time?

Southerncards

crack kills

lawnmowerman

<< <i>crack kills >>



Its all depends on who's crack it is

XanaduNow

<< <i>crack kills >>



"I'd never do a drug named after a part of my own ass." - Denis Leary

Arthur

RipublicaninMass

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<< <i>crack kills >>



Its all depends on who's crack it is >>



Borat's travel partner.....

Griffins

Based on this behavior a hit or two of Xanax might be in order

Southerncards

Southerncards

pandrews

Griffins

Perry, I think that image belongs in the "mail call, post a scan" thread.

bri2327

<< <i>Perry, I think that image belongs in the "mail call, post a scan" thread. >>

pandrews

<< <i>Perry, I think that image belongs in the "mail call, post a scan" thread. >>



i actually just posted it because southerncards usually has a hissy fit about pictures of bongs, so i figured some crack rock would put him over the edge..

Southerncards

Actually, I think the picture of your stash will be very interesting to the authorities.

pandrews

<< <i>Actually, I think the picture of your stash will be very interesting to the authorities. >>



please waste your time and report it..

Downtown1974

<< <i>Actually, I think the picture of your stash will be very interesting to the authorities. >>




.....I've got you under my skin....