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Derek Jeter given free pass to heaven.

WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
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It was reported today that God has given Derek a free pass into heaven. he can basically do what he pleases without the repercussion of purgatory or hell hanging over his head.


I think he is undeserving. he committed just too many sins this past season. 2 of which were awards that he stole.





Steve

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Good for you.

Comments

  • MantleMarisFordBerraMantleMarisFordBerra Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭
    Woah, I call B.S. on this story - afer all, we all know Derek Jeter IS God.
















    Just Kidding, Ax...
  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
    Sorry, this would never happen.

    God is a Red Sox fan. Jeter is headed south - along with his b.s. stash of awards.
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  • WinPitcherWinPitcher Posts: 27,726 ✭✭✭
    lol
    Good for you.
  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭
    Forgot to add this - image
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  • bri2327bri2327 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭


    << <i>Woah, I call B.S. on this story - afer all, we all know Derek Jeter IS God.

    LOL...reminded me of the movie Airheads where they ask the executive who would win a fight between Lemmie and God then tell the guy its a trick question...that Lemmie IS God !
















    Just Kidding, Ax... >>

    "The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
    -- Yogi Berra

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  • gregmo32gregmo32 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭
    I am surprised Michael Jordan did not use his veto power to overrule.
    I am buying and trading for RC's of Wilt Chamberlain, George Mikan, Bill Russell, Oscar Robertson, Jerry West, and Bob Cousy!
    Don't waste your time and fees listing on ebay before getting in touch me by PM or at gregmo32@aol.com !
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    So his soddomite/gommoriah relations with A-rod were forgiven.

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