Paris Hilton will open coverage of Monday Night Football next week

Michigan

Doing or saying what exactly is unknown. Let your imagination run wild.

BSUballer

arent we all in for a treat!

bags05

Roone Arledge and Chet Forte must be rolling over in their graves when they see what Disney has done to their brainchild. They've turned an american institution into a sports laughing stock.

kcballboy

<< <i>Doing or saying what exactly is unknown. Let your imagination run wild. >>



I thought Paris Hilton was always open.

ba-dum ching

There's no need for an imagination, we've all seen what she has to offer.

My only hope is that she will be not famous and gone by the time I have kids. God forbid she have any influence on my future daughter.

Michigan

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<< <i>Doing or saying what exactly is unknown. Let your imagination run wild. >>



I thought Paris Hilton was always open.

ba-dum ching

There's no need for an imagination, we've all seen what she has to offer.

My only hope is that she will be not famous and gone by the time I have kids. God forbid she have any influence on my future daughter. >>




There is always someone like a Paris Hilton around as a role model for young girls. She is famous for nothing other than having a well known last name, same as Elvis Presley's daughter. The ultimate trivial definition of the word "celebrity".

lawnmowerman

Does she still look like Skeletor? I try not to look at her too much for fear I will turn into a mound of salt.

Matt

tripoli

maybe it's a public service announcement about STD's or herpes...

Michigan

Paris Hilton always seem to have a spaced out look on her face, like she is on drugs.

Connecticoin

BTW, who is the skank who does the opening to NBC's Sunday Night Football?

BobaFett72

maybe she will open her legs and a football will plop out. (followed by John Madden who was in for a tour)

Im optimistic that someone will tackle her and she will end up like Dennis Byrd, except less inspirational.